oh man.

okay okay i've decided to be nice and blog for the sake of all you people out there who read. which is like 1 or 2 of you. including me. yes i admit i read my own blog and amuse myself with my rubbish and refresh the page to garner more hits more my non-existant hit counter hahaha. ok ok, i'm so sorry i had to resort to getting edwin teng to blog on my behalf. im so sorry edwin i know u put in a lot of effort but i already told you not to post any pictures of ME!!!! you should be understanding cos i'm so FAT and my pictures take up so much space and would suck away my blog's entire bandwidth. so please, next time i give u a chance to update my blog (which no one ever reads anyway), please update on stuff like:


1) how to fry a nice omelette after removing the yolk (which i am currently working on)
2) how to prevent bananas from turning black and growing white cotton-wool-like stuff
3) how to diminish the appearance of fruitflies around bananas
4) how to run and not get tired
5) i mean, how to run 20m and not get tired
6) how to.....















sigh im getting really uninspired. you would notice how boring my posts are getting and how infrequent they are. yes, i'm waning in my blogging powers. man my english is seriously getting bad, i'm at a loss when i try to find suitable voabulary for anything. seriously. sigh. hmmm anyway, i think ziding is a pretty weird name. not weird in the cool manner, but weird in the weird weird manner. i used to think it was pretty cool. like when i was 4, 5. and my mum would point out to signs and stuff. and there, i would see my name all around and i would be so elated.



"buil-DING. buil-DING!! see see ding, your name your name!!!"

"YAY!! my name woohoo. my name my name!"





i have grown. seriously, i have matured. no la, just kid-DING. i think i'm still rather childish and immature. which is true. really. like say, i still am rather fascinated by the things around me. like how strong my mum is. but then again.








i've learnt to cook. i can officially microwave, bake and fry. i can microwave instant stuff, back instant stuff, and fry instant stuff.

it's not really the cook cook kinda cook. it's the "dump in the ready made stuff and cook" kinda cook. which is so cool, cos it usually means u just require the element of heat to have a nice meal. a decent one at least. i like cheese tofu. but i'm getting kinda sick of it. oh yeah, i can fry eggs. but i kinda suck at it. how on earth do people crack eggs with one hand? i need two, and that doesn't guarantee against me dropping one half of an eggshell into the erm, egg (liquid egg) 80 percent of the time. which i promptly remove, of course.


i've come to realise i'm a clean freak, a wussy. i would shy out of things my sister wouldn't do too. i mean i would shy out of things my sister WOULD do. ok maybe a half of each. i feel brave sometimes, like when i see this fat lizard and i (determined-ly (man is there such a word)) take a tissue out of the tissue box. and i feel brave, i feel like a man. hahaha. and when i attempt to catch it, i would back out 9 out of 10 times. maybe 10 out of 10. haha. and, man, lizards are darn fast. and my grandma, she used to scare me with this tale that the lizard would sneak into your ear and stuff. omigosh i'm still so freaked at the idea now. and lizard shit sucks.




and i love anti-bacterial stuff. it's just so cool, if u wanna market anything to me just paste on some anti-bacterial sticker that has a picture of some robot-like/cyborg-like/superhero-like creature fighting off these usually green/blue things that look evil (and win most of the time, usually zapping/shooting these things away) and chances are i would buy it. i'm freaked out by myself too.


















o well, i digress. haha.



















14. Xabi Alonso says:
wa no inspiration to blog
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
haha i be your inspiration
14. Xabi Alonso says:
okok
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
omg that sounds gay
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
whatever la. hahaha
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
but yeah just blog
14. Xabi Alonso says:
i blog on how fat u r
14. Xabi Alonso says:
thanks thanks uve inspired me
14. Xabi Alonso says:
haha
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
lol omg no no no no no no
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
derek wong i'll
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
no no no cannot
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
hahahah
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
you can comment on how fat, ALL OF US are not ME please
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
hahah






okay there. maybe i dont need your inspiration after all kevin. i've decided not to comment on how fat anyone is. hahaha. peace out and enjoy ur last week of sch everyone. mug hard dont waste time during the june hols. goes out to me too, i seriously need discipline and stop slacking around and SLEEPING omigosh.





















be thankful for all that you have, be happy. be positive! peace out peeps and hopefully i would come out with a more entertaining post next time. bye and gd night!