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yay.... liverpool-realbetis is tonight, or rather tmr morning. its a match i really wanted to catch, but so are other liverpool matches la. im so happy, cos i have no training tmr.

no tennis training= late nights= sleeping at 2am= bad= cannot grow

ive heard that right, if you don't sleep normally, and u're still a growing teen, your freaking growth would be retarded. so let's say i lose a centimeter of my height each time i stay up late..

let's just calculate this month-

i have training on tues, thurs, fri mornings. i have to wake up at 7, leave at 7.45. so no way i can sleep late the night b4 la. so therefore i only can keep late nights on tue, sat, sun.

3 late nights x 4 (no. of wks)= 12 cm off my destined height= damn sad.

so let's say i keep an average of 3 late nights a wk this hols. how long is the dec hols btw? lets say 2 months la....

3 late nights x 8 = 24 cm off my destined height= wtf?


so my height after the hols when i complete a normal growth should be 194, assuming i am 170 now (assume... i think i am. i feel 170. ok so maybe 1-2cm shorter.) haha this doesn't make sense la. growing 24 cm in 2 months. ANWAY, lets say i sleep normally. i'd be 1.94 when im sec 3.....- HAHAHA. my theory is screwed.


anw it'd be so darn nice to be 194 in sec 3 la. so many cool things i can do that ppl more vertically disadvantaged can only dream of. i can.......





FLY!


whooooooooooo. haha im totally crazy la. anw shorter ppl can fly too.



but one thing i'd really want to do i to look at kim yong from a higher angle.

man..... i'll be almost peter crouch's height.. or at least at his nose level! maybe liverpool will sign me for 7 ringgit and hire me as mr crouch's companion cos it gets lonely up there sometimes u noe. they'll probably pay me like 700,000 pounds a wk and a 7,000,000 pound bonus for every goal peter crouch scores. but then they'll probably sack me after a month cos peter crouch should have a companion by then when they sign yao ming for 500 pounds. so i'll get to earn 28, 00,000 pounds. but stupid crouch doesnt score so tt leaves me without the 7,000,000 bonus. =(



this is a damn stupid post la. cant believe i wrote so much rubbish.