hey oh...

first up, the good news. enjoy.

FIGHTING DRUNK` PUNCHED FERGIE IN GROIN

A "fighting drunk" has admitted punching Sir Alex Ferguson in the groin and head butting a police community support officer.

Forty-three-year-old Kevin Reynolds pleaded guilty to assaulting the Manchester United manager outside a train station before attacking the officer and racially abusing him.

Reynolds appeared at City of London Magistrates Court and was warned he could be jailed when he is sentenced at a later date at London's Southwark Crown Court.

The attack took place on Monday shortly after 4pm when Sir Alex was waiting for his driver outside Euston Station in central London.

Reynolds, originally from Fife but now of no fixed abode, approached Sir Alex, who initially thought that the man staggering towards him was a beggar asking for money, the court heard.

Instead Reynolds struck Sir Alex in the groin area, leaving him doubled up in pain.

not that i found it particularly funny though. he's kinda old, like 70. poor guy.




there, better times. just in case you don't know who i'm talking about, ferguson's the partially hidden guy to the left of the picture.






guy in the red tie, is just some random person. don't bother.










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look, it's derek simpson! check out this cool burger king promotional


alright, i've gotta return to reading the joy luck club now. yes, i'm still having prelims! ends next monday. so far, it's been A-O-K!

seeya.





and england beat russia three nil, in case you didn't know. i'm not an england fan, but well. i supported the czech republic in the 06 world cup, cos i liked their name. well just some random trivia, so you can get to know mw better.

i collect stamps too. used to. ok i never did. well, just you know, hobby listing. hmm a hobby. i don't have one.