"Oi Derek, wake up!"

Just met a very unpleasant bug with horrid manners.

I said "Hello!" as friendlily as I could, tapped him.

And all he did was get smashed and die.

Now if I were his parents, I'd give him a good scolding. And cane him hard... eh but no, that would kill him. And not that I'm one for corporal punishment anyway. Kids, like bugs, deserve a chance.

Buttocks be spared!