epl epl epl epl

actually, it's officially called the barclay's premier league now. no more english. apt too, since less than half the players are actually ang moh. as in english ang moh. say, teams like arsenal. the day they have an english player in their line up is the day i play for liverpool. eh wait, that's quite possible, so i won't use it as an example. the day they have an english player is the day manu stink more. yeah, that's quite possible, since manu stink so much if they stank anymore... erm, you would rename them manchester united. but liverpool aren't all that english too la. but then again, gerrard and carragher are so english they can count as seven or eight englishmen. or 1000 rio ferdinands. and look, darren bent's making his spurs epl debut. and kieran richardson (he plays for sunderland now), kinda reminds me of pennant. that's bad man.

sigh.... he just got a cross blocked. very much like pennant. sigh.... looking forward to seeing how benayoun will fare. and torres too, of course. quite liked benayoun during his west ham days, in fact, if i'm not wrong liverpool were once linked to him sometime last season. and there's voronin and babel too. eggggggg-citing!

hoping earnestly that voronin would turn out like berbatov.... for 10mil less, no less. =)

the signs are looking good, but voronin doesn't look as cool as berbatov. i kinda like berbatov, he's damn classy. but alonso's still my fave player la. been a long time since i've seen him play. liverpool's getting so good, he may not even start la. incredulous. look, there's mash potato, sick potato (ok fine, sissoko. i wanted to like continue with the potato midfield, but i thought of leiva.)

ah, heck. there's mash potato, alonsotato, sissokotato, lucas leiva-tating potato (don't ask), gerrard.
i'm leaving gerrard as gerrard, cos he's not a potato. (ok fine, i can't think of anything.)


moving on to the wingers...

there's pennantotato, .....................


ah shit, i can't think of anythingotato.

was actually looking forward to proclaiming proudly at the end, "there, a liverpool team of potatoes."

but oh well.

the football's being played on channels 27,28,29 now. starting this season actually. it's kinda weird. hmmm, it's still spurs nil, sunderland nil. wow, sunderland is looking like a reject showcase la...


there's kieran richardson, previously of the team that must not be named.

there's dwight yorke. plucked from some community club line-dancing club. ok fine, he isn't that old, he's like 55.

there's nosworthy. whoever that is.

there's michael chopra, excess coal from newcastle.

hmmm i guess that's about all, the rest are english. yeah, dwight yorke is tobagan. presumably something from trinidad and tobago lands at your doorstep, i guess that's what you'd call it.

oh, but they have craig gordon, some 9mil keeper. boring.... there hasn't been a goal, and berbatov's just been taken off. omigosh man, so looking forward to seeing liverpool later tonight. =D seeya.