new policies

WITH EFFECT FROM 1.20AM, 20TH NOV (WHICH IS LIKE A MINUTE FROM NOW), BEINGS WOULD INCUR A CHARGE OF 2 DOLLARS EACH TIME YOU ACCESS WWW.CORNROLL.BLOGSPOT.COM.


payment procedure:

1) get a piece of paper ready and pin it on your wardrobe/cupboard.
2) get a marker ready.
3) each time you visit www.cornroll.blogspot.com, you get to write a "i idolise derek" slogan on your piece of paper with your magic marker! ( extra charge of 50cents if you decorate the words with girly stuff, $1 if you draw it 3-D. )
4) at the end of the month, count how many "i idolise derek" messages you have on your mystical paper and calculate the charges you have incurred.
5) thereafter, shred the paper and pass me the moola.
6) thank you.
7) very much.
8) you are not a fool, you just know how to manage your finances.
9) make me rich, please.
10) i need a bmw to fetch my mars bars around.
11) really, it's for a good cause.
12) snickers and hershey's cookie and cream carpool once in a while too, so fans of them, take note.
13) yabadabadoo!
















i'm sorry, i really do need a holiday job...