sighhh!

greetings beings. it's yet another friday night. woohoo??

neh, weekend isn't all that appealing afterall, i'm spending most of it doing homework, and there isn't much of the weekend. ie saturday and sunday, ie 2 days.

it's 11pm, now i just brushed my teeth and black hawked down. funny, i couldn't find my plastic mug, looked around a bit and found it in the dustbin. oh well, anyway it's been with me for quite a while. i will get a new one, but i am lazy to do so. would someone be a dear and leave a (preferably new) plastic mug at my door?? i'll collect it tomorrow morning with the papers. thank you.

talking about people, i've set up an invisible stat counter. hehehe sneaky eh?? it's been up since tuesday (BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW), and i am proud to say that my blog generates as many hits a day as xiaxue or kennysia













get in er, five minutes??








maybe two.
















14. Xabi Alonso says:
take my friend test take my friend test pls pls pls pls pls
14. Xabi Alonso says:
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14. Xabi Alonso says:
despo for friend test
14. Xabi Alonso says:
plspls









hahaha. it's kinda fun actually, imploring people to take my friend test. hahahah. i'm sorry most of you did badly, or even got zero. i'll create a new one soon. man, this thing is addictive. i hope you enjoyed taking my friend test.





i earnestly hope so.







hmmmm getting somewhat uninspired, tiredness must be getting to me. oh YEAH, back to my invisible stat counter. it's pretty cool.



i have quite a busy weekend ahead. i don't know to be happy or sad.

bam! on saturday morning i have Math remedial!

bam! i will probably spend my afternoon doing homework, reading up on Joy Luck Club's YING YING ST CLAIR!!

whew! some respite as i have cell in the night!

bam! more homework to do on sunday morning!!!

whew! escape to church in the evening!!!

bam! tuition at night!!1

















BOOM WEEKEND GONE!! AT THE SNAP OF A FINGER, NO MORE!







cooooooooooooooooool. and great, i can count the number of weekends left to the o's with my fingers. and toes.







*fear...... *panic........ *delirium......





=(((((((





eugene: life sucks.






me: a big aye to that.







so well, but time and tide ride run through the roughest day. so well. each day, no matter how horrible, will come to an end.

but sadly, that applies to fun times (which i am NOT having much of now) too. so, bam, sad again.





grahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.



and yeah. i was on my way home today after school, and i was listening to my music as usual. man, my phone is getting screwed, the earphone jack sometimes has a problem. probably old age. i'm gonna change my phone to a banana. well, at least it's edible.

and that's so not funny + lame. hmmm. it's always lame to be the one blogging. i always wonder how it is like to read my blog. obviously when you read your own blog it's very boring, since everything is sooo predictable. would someone guest blog for me??





so well, i was on the bus. and you know, on buses, there's television mobile. and they always have this foodie show, Coffee Talks & Hawker Woks.

so well, the hosts were fiona xie and michelle chia =D, and they the food looked great. but i got tired of it after a while, since it's like watching it in mute since i was on my songs. and it was kinda lame too.



this is what presumably happened during the show ( i don't know what they said, i just filled it in):



Fiona and Michelle approach a hawker stall.

Fiona: hey, food. FOOOODD. let's eat. EAAAAAATTTT. anyway i have uZAP. ZAPPPP.
Michelle: okay. mmm looks good.



*scene changes, fiona and michelle are at table with dishes spread in front of them.




*camera goes close up on fiona as she tastes food




as soon as the food goes into her mouth, fiona's eyes widen and her lips are turned up at the ends. obviously, the food is good.

Fiona: "mm it's good."







it's sooooooo sian la. they do that everytime. nod their head in approval and widen their eyes when they taste their food. omigosh la, so spastic. i would sure love to see something like this:





fiona tastes food. it's so bad she spits it out and flings the dish at the shell shocked hawker.


Fiona: "man, the food's so lousy. audience, stay away from this stall!"







hahaa. in fact this brings up another idea in me, to showcase the WORST food in singapore!! oman, it'd be pretty hilarious. haha. and the show can like cordon off the stall or something.


but it would render quite a few hawkers jobless la. so mean. but then again, who would agree to be a part of such a horrible show anyway. so here's my plan.






























SURPRISE THEM.


bring a hoard of 20 well built bouncers to gag and bind one 60, 70 year old hawker to his stall. preferably some pipe or something. then,

at gun point, get him to show exactly how he makes his lousy food, and what lousy inferior ingredients he uses.


at the end of the show when he does some thumbs up thing with the host, there would be no need for the gun anymore cos the guy is so traumatised.





yay shall work towards such a program. propose it to mediacorp or something. or maybe i'll start with the school canteen