Siao ah?

You siao is it? 

No, I not siao. 

You siao lah, donch bluff me. 

Yes, I siao. I happy I siao. 

You think you very funny isit? 

Yes I think I very funny. 

I tell you, you are siao. 

You donch believe what other people tell you lah.

This is not other people tell me one, I can tell you are siao.

I not siao la. See, I not siao. 

Its times like these I worry myself. The time of the night, the time of the night. How to grapple with thoughts that wrest control over an idle mind? Study SEA hist. Juuuuuuuuust kidding!