WHAT DOES AUGUST AUGUR????!!!!

IT'S MY 800TH POST ON CORNROLL ON THE 8TH MONTH OF THE 8TH YEAR (SINCE 2001!) OH AND IT'S THE MONTH OF MY 8-TEENTH BIRTHDAY AND I 8 RICE FOR DINNER AND IT IS GETTING L8 SO I WILL GO SLEEP. I LOVE SLEEP, IT IS SOMETHING I REALLY DON'T H8. and the cafe in archie's is pop t8's... i think i will study for prelims and not tempt f8... who knows? i might get to know a girl named k8... oh if i could sk8 i would be a sk8er boi... today's d8 is the first of august.