v is for vitagen

v is for vitagen,
it's good for your digestion.

YES, i've finally remembered this song that used to ring in my head haha. a revisit to my childhood, which i hardly have any memories of! all i remember was

- loving smearing my clothes with koko krunch ( is it spelt this way, anyway?). koko krunch gets to this mushy state when like you add liquid to it. and the liquid in case then was sa-li-va! haha.

- shitting my underwear at home. underwear, and not pants, as i used to totter around home with nothing more than these:



an oversized shirt and underwear. seksi man.

- loving dinosaurs (the picture reminded me)

- getting smarter and using a potty instead. and i would create a makeshift toilet with cushions, mattresses and stuff. even at that age i knew what privacy was. i'm incredible.

- making a mess in my pants at kindergarten and having the teacher use a hose to spray at me in the toilet (the way you wash elephants). that moment has stuck in my mind somehow.

- fighting with some little ruffian in kindergarten over yakult stickers. we were like rolling over and stuff.

- calling up my best friend and telling him i hated him before hanging up abruptly. i've never had a very strong sense of friendship and stuff. which is, saddening. but this was like in k2. hopefully i'm more matured now, haha.

- pulling down a love rival's pants. yes, i had crushes even in kindergarten. and speaking of crushes...

actually i do remember quite a lot about my childhood. but they're sorta faint though (like duh?). unlike a certain ying ying st.clair ($%^&* her).

so well. i'm kinda lazy to list down the highlights of my childhood, it's kinda boring for all of us, isn't it. i still think pictures work better!




there's a fag and his sister.



that's a fag with long hair.

some of you may find these pics familiar, no? i'm sorry, i still have quite a few of these, but i'm oh-so-lazy to scan them. i think i look a wee bit different now though. (ie more *ahemsome)

haha, just kidding. but i still can't get over the fag fact that i used to be so fag. i think i still am though.


holidays have been wonderful thus far. quite meaningful and fulfilling as well as busy (in a good sense, i guess). instead of whiling my time away at home (probably playing xbox, sleeping), i'm pretty involved in church stuff. i like kids actually, as much as i make myself out to be as evil as possible. but the basis is, i still am an asshole. har har. you know when someone calls himself an asshole, something is damn wrong with him. ok, so maybe not to a large extent, but you may be right.

guess what? i think i may be going through a phase people call teenagehood, at the grand old age of 16! ok, so it still is pretty much a teenage age, but some people turn weird when they are like 13,14? yes, teenagehood= turning weird imo. for me, it's turning weirder. so well. this hols has been good so far (i might have already said this), as i embark upon the journey of self-discovery! these are actually the tentative aims of the way i utilise this dec hols (a SUPER precious one, ok but so are the rest actually):

1) my initial main aim was to get fit and healthy.
2) to read more. i'm seriously shallow. just look at my blog. it's the deepest i can go. LOL.
3) this one just in. a new one. to grow up.


it's been fortunate i haven't been in a mixed school the last four yrs. mainly because of

BGRs.

yes, yes. anti-love, anti-romance me is touching on this touchy topic! woohoo. *ascends

while on one hand i slag it off immediately and think, hmmm bad bad- affects studies and all the complications, i still think that it may have helped me grow faster (eg. interaction with the OThER SEX).

and when i mention BGR, i don't mean like, bf and gf kinda stuff. like general friendships between boys and girls. i've long realised that i've hardly had any female friends in MY LIFE, and i'm damn serious!

so gradually, even since i left p school, the barrier between me and uh, girls has been getting higher and higher! to the point when i can't get my fat ass over the wall!! and all i can manage is to peer over the wall and give some stupid smirk or a lameass "what?". my gosh, my figuritive description is so apt.

so u can pretty much tell that i have a major issue with girls (ie communication). obviously it doesn't help that i'm the *ahem quiet kind and that i am seem anti-social. even in primary school i hardly ever talked to girls.

and i'm only bringing this up because i'm going to junior college next year and i may have to get married to one of them in future. well well, it seems like an issue i can't really avoid. and i feel that, hey, i'm almost already 17. and that is damn old and i still can't speak to girls. haha, joke!




wooo, it's been a pretty heavy post so far. i'm getting too honest, omigosh. and i can't imagine who would read this.


oh well, i've really gotta go sleep soon. till then.