10 Reasons why I am better than a dog

woo the arsenal just scored through adebayor with van der sar clutching at thin air haha. i'm defo rooting for arsenal, but i do think that the manure will get sth out of the game if not win it.

i'm quite happy with liverpool's 3-0 victory over blackburn, and they've strengthened their grip on 4th!

hahaha van der sar just saved from ferdinand. yes u read that right!

this post is pretty much for the sake of my dear friend edwin, who requests that i do a stupid post for nostalgia's sake. er no, nostalgia's not edwin's second name. and haha arsenal have conceded a penalty.

so, reasons why i am better than a dog:

i am better than a dog, for

1) i can blog
2) i can talk
3) i can boil water
4) i can open a pack of maggie me,
5) put it in the boiling water
6) and cook it.
7) i am able to bathe myself
8) i can laugh at lehmann's bald spot and tevez's... er tevez basically.
9) i can walk on my hind legs
10) i can come up with 10 reasons why i am better than a dog.

okay, so maybe this wouldn't go down particularly well with dog lovers. but well, there you go edwin, you dog.