Saturday, January 28, 2006

fowler is back at pool? o well very good.

Monday, January 09, 2006

ashley cold

one day i walked downed a hilled
and sawed a bird getting killed
its mouth was opened its ass was sealed
who woulded do this and not feeled guilt
why somone wearing a smelly little kilt
i chased this murderer throughed the field
and damn he ran as fast as carl lewis wheeled
i had no choice but to drop my shield
(yes i had one and it weighed like a million bill)

and so i kept chasing and he kept running
till he almost got struck by lightning
i laughed till i tripped over a railing
he was still there with all his bling
the dead bird in his hand, he took off its ring
then dumped the bird on a swing
a kid found it and kept it under his wing
while i kept chasing the man with the ring
desperate to help the dead victim
just then the man began to sing
"man, this is an iceberg, get off before it sinks"
and i was like "wth, who u kidding?"
and then when i was not looking,
he sped away and off he was running
but he kicked a stone while he was winking
and there he was limping.
me, always benevolent and being a niceling,
decided he would just get a kicking.
so i called kim yong to join in the partying,
and before the party got off starting,
the guy was already dead and sleeping.






nice? i do one leh. not bad ah haha. its amazing wat boliaoness can do......