joe morrison blows sucks.

someone bring back john dykes and espn. please.

today marks the birth of a very important person.

person in case revolutionized the world, spread peace and joy.































ok, so it's me. hey, i did complete a mind-blowing 86 hours of community service.


yay i'm sixteen. ok, gotta go back soon to mugging so-ciiialll stardys. so u pretty much get an idea how i'm spending my birthday. =))


whoo, life is good. so there goes sixteen years of tormenting planet earth. and i'm not done yet. be afraid earthlings, be very afraid.


soon you'll have curfews on how much time you spend on your internet.


how you would live in phuture: 1 minute of free time to yourself each day, in which you are allowed to bathe, shit, sleep, surf my blog, watch the simpsons, educate your children, scrub the dirt off my toes, cook for me, bathe me, sing me to sleep. heck, don't even bother about brushing your teeth.


the rest of the time, you toil work for me.




out, out to the maize fields now. *cracks a whip digestive biscuit for all to share.








yay, strawberry cake in the fridge ready to be devoured.

i hate the football channel.

the adverts are horrible. so lame la. and the music.... sianzz. have to get used to it. bolton newcastle now. wooo....

what??!

sunderland are top of the league.

epl epl epl epl

actually, it's officially called the barclay's premier league now. no more english. apt too, since less than half the players are actually ang moh. as in english ang moh. say, teams like arsenal. the day they have an english player in their line up is the day i play for liverpool. eh wait, that's quite possible, so i won't use it as an example. the day they have an english player is the day manu stink more. yeah, that's quite possible, since manu stink so much if they stank anymore... erm, you would rename them manchester united. but liverpool aren't all that english too la. but then again, gerrard and carragher are so english they can count as seven or eight englishmen. or 1000 rio ferdinands. and look, darren bent's making his spurs epl debut. and kieran richardson (he plays for sunderland now), kinda reminds me of pennant. that's bad man.

sigh.... he just got a cross blocked. very much like pennant. sigh.... looking forward to seeing how benayoun will fare. and torres too, of course. quite liked benayoun during his west ham days, in fact, if i'm not wrong liverpool were once linked to him sometime last season. and there's voronin and babel too. eggggggg-citing!

hoping earnestly that voronin would turn out like berbatov.... for 10mil less, no less. =)

the signs are looking good, but voronin doesn't look as cool as berbatov. i kinda like berbatov, he's damn classy. but alonso's still my fave player la. been a long time since i've seen him play. liverpool's getting so good, he may not even start la. incredulous. look, there's mash potato, sick potato (ok fine, sissoko. i wanted to like continue with the potato midfield, but i thought of leiva.)

ah, heck. there's mash potato, alonsotato, sissokotato, lucas leiva-tating potato (don't ask), gerrard.
i'm leaving gerrard as gerrard, cos he's not a potato. (ok fine, i can't think of anything.)


moving on to the wingers...

there's pennantotato, .....................


ah shit, i can't think of anythingotato.

was actually looking forward to proclaiming proudly at the end, "there, a liverpool team of potatoes."

but oh well.

the football's being played on channels 27,28,29 now. starting this season actually. it's kinda weird. hmmm, it's still spurs nil, sunderland nil. wow, sunderland is looking like a reject showcase la...


there's kieran richardson, previously of the team that must not be named.

there's dwight yorke. plucked from some community club line-dancing club. ok fine, he isn't that old, he's like 55.

there's nosworthy. whoever that is.

there's michael chopra, excess coal from newcastle.

hmmm i guess that's about all, the rest are english. yeah, dwight yorke is tobagan. presumably something from trinidad and tobago lands at your doorstep, i guess that's what you'd call it.

oh, but they have craig gordon, some 9mil keeper. boring.... there hasn't been a goal, and berbatov's just been taken off. omigosh man, so looking forward to seeing liverpool later tonight. =D seeya.

ahhhhhh. an update.

just in case you think i'm dead.... think again.



but you're close. yawnZZZZZZZZZZZZ. i'm tired.



national day is no longer caring about wearing red, it's caring about what turns moist blue litmus paper red.


i hope to improve on my chemistry. so perhaps that means i wouldn't be able to update this thing very often. BUT, it doesn't matter anyway, since only people like gabriel visit my blog.


hahaha. i hate you gabriel.
for being one hell of an asshole for someone as squirty as you. haha. stupid squirt.
















HAPPY NATIONAL DAY EVERYONE (EXCEPT GABRIEL)!!!











hahaha, you should know there really aren't any hard feelings. it's all just for fun. besides, i'm such a peace-loving person, i can't possibly hate anyone(except gabriel) right??

mmm

so, i've been let down by my horrible command of chinese yet again.

i went to get my hair cut yesterday afternoon, at EC house opposite my house.


and it was my turn, and the EC house guy asked my how i wanted my hair to be cut. in chinese...

and he was like "jian1 bao2?"

and i went "ah." nodded my head.

then he asked me."siu1 duan1?"

and i was like. huh?? i know duan1 is short, but wth is siu1??

so i just remained quiet and gave him a puzzled look.

think he was quite appalled at my horrijiber chinese. and he was like "jian2 duan1 la."

and i was still puzzled. er... of course cut shorter right, then what cut longer ah?

but he meant cut SHORT.

i think i was tired la. so i just went ya.

and so my hair goes up a notch on the weird scale now.

and so it begins.

let's mug. keeping awake with green apples.