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greetings beings. it's already reaching 1am and i'm still not asleep yet. in fact i just had a shower. nuts.

and i'm waiting patiently for my hair to grow....


my hair is damn weird looking haha. has always been this way. hmmm never really bothered to style or anything. oh well....

haha i have NO fringe. the story goes like this:

in the midst of last minute frantic preparation for prelim 2, ding had zilch time to cover all the topics, let alone cross the road to hougang point opposite, queue up and get his hair cut. but the hair was growing longer and to prevent himself looking like a sasquatch, he did the unthinkable. reaching for the nearest pair of scissors, he cut across his fringe. *snip snip

and that was that and he went back to cramming info into his head. fringeless head that is. damage was deemed irreparable by hair cutter some weeks later, and had no choice but to mow the whole plot of grass down. it remains badly maintained till this day.


and so, my hair still sucks. still, cos it has been this way all my life.

Boulevard of Broken Songs

quite cool.

Travis - Writing to Reach You

here's one of travis' better songs. it kinda gives me this heady, floating feeling.

quek introduced it to me when we were listening to music on his phone. then it sounded kinda familiar, cos it's in the boulevard of broken songs mash up ( i will post that later).

warning: may cause motion sickness





Every day I wake up and it's Sunday
Whatever's in my head won't go away
The radio is playing all the usual
And what's a wonderwall anyway

Because my inside is outside
My right side's on the left side
'Cos I'm writing to reach you
But I might never reach you
I long to teach you about you
But that's not you

It's good to know that you are home for Christmas
It's good to know that you are doing well
It's good to know that you all know I'm hurting
It's good to know I'm feeling not so well

Because my inside is outside
My right side's on the left side
'Cos I'm writing to reach you
But I might never reach you
I long to teach you about you
But that's not you
Do you know it's true
And that won't do

Maybe then tomorrow will be Monday
And whatever's in my head should go away
Still the radio keeps playing all the usual
And what's a wonderwall anyway

Because my inside is outside
My right side's on the left side
'Cos I'm writing to reach you
But I might never reach you
I long to teach you about you
But that's not you
Do you know it's true
And that won't do
You know it's you
I'm talking to

The Feeling - Fill My Little World

the first time some dj introduced this song on 987, i misheard it as "Feel My Little Worm", and i was like what the? what a song title!


haha, here's the song. very happy, enjoyable song. lyrics below.

I had a dream we went away
Left this city for a day
You took me southwards on a plane
And showed me Spain or somewhere
But in reality you’re not so keen to show me anything
And I thought you liked me

Hey, show some love, you aint so tough
Come fill my little world right up, right up
Someday you’re going to realise
(I want you)
To fill my little world right up, right up, right up

Yeah, so what you gonna do
With all this stuff piling up, filling up and taking up
You misunderstand me
All I wanted was some evidence
That you really like me
(You really like me)

Hey, show some love, you aint so tough
Come fill my little world right up, right up
Someday you’re going to realise
(I want you)
To fill my little world right up, right up, right up

Maybe it’s all too much
How come we're so messed up
Maybe I’m not enough
Maybe you’re just too much


Hey, show some love, you aint so tough
Come fill my little world right up
Ohh
Ohh
Yeah

Hey, show some love, you aint so tough
Come fill my little world right up, right up
Someday you’re going to realise
(I want you)
To fill my little world right up, right up

Hey, show some love, you aint so tough
Come fill my little world right up, right up
Someday you’re going to realise
That I’m passing you by
So fill your little world right up, right up, right up

Ohh
Come on and show me you aint so tough

hello

man, it's been an eventful week. and by eventful, i mean

-lessons starting from 7am,

-test after test,

-tonnes of homework.


the only upside it seems, is the weather. omigosh man, i love the weather. hopefully it snows soon. so yet another week just whizzes past, and woohoo! it's the weekend again. it's currently 9pm, Saturday night. great. that's half the weekend gone.


today, I

(8.30am) - woke up,
(8.30am-9am) - read the Newpaper,
(9am- 10.45am) - did my homework, (RGS prelim 2003 Comprehension)
(10.45am-11.15am) - slept, (haha)
(11.15am- 12.15pm) - did some practice on functions,
(12.15pm- 1pm) - ate my sister's cake, slacked around






shit. i just figured i frittered my entire afternoon away, but i did manage to almost complete
paper 1 of 2004 A Math paper. i took darn long cos i'm darn rusty in my math. which is damn bad.

here's what i'm supposed to complete this weekend, jotted down in my student handbook.




hmm, my handwriting quite suck. oh well. i've yet to start on physics and chemistry. my gosh man. spent damn long time on my literature unseen homework last night. i was actually doing it seriously cos it's sorta counted for prelim 3.


BORING, i'm actually talking about my work for the first time on my blog. hmmm.


shall let pictures do the talking, not very inspired to type hehe. hopefully they can entertain.

a little.





i was revising flipping through my a math textbook when i found this. something i scribbled last year when stupid me couldn't get functions. it's okay now. i think i grew smarter.




there, picture.

laugh. i said laugh! lard-gh! i refuse to caption this.




nice........ trees.


more or less forgot what happened during the week. stress? hopefully not!




where ever i go, mess follows me. shit, howddya spell where-ever?? wherever??






boo!!




they somehow got entangled together.




hmm??




laugh out loud?? wonders, how temporary stick-on tattoos can work the class into a frenzy. like REALLY. everyone was snatching for the tattoos like they were corn.

hopefully out of love for the country. eh??





view from beneath a drink carton box in torrential rain. my pants were soaked. but, fun.




big, FAT lizard. i wanted a closer look at a lizard version of me, so....






tail-less lizard. hmmm the part where the tail dropped off is kinda like an open wound and it's like bloodied and raw. wonder if it hurt when it shed its tail. i guess so.




oh, the tail.


one of the bravest things i've done in my life, actually. besides declaring my hate for manure openly.


i caught some small flying ant and put it in the container together with lizard-me to see what would happen. surprisingly nothing happened, even when i shook the box until the ant was right at the lizard's mouth. i got tired eventually and decided to release the lizard. i guess the lizard was too traumatized to eat.


eck, i threw the lizard down from my second floor window and it sorta smacked the ground hard. hopefully it's still alive.




there, the end of the most boringest post ever ever ever.
































































somehow found myself sitting beside wilson thong during s.s remedial. was obviously star struck, immediately whipped out my phone to take a photo of him. he sportingly flashed one of those wide darlie smiles. *click!

here, a treat for you wilson fans!








































hahaha. i suck la. did this to somone before too.



me: *points camera at subject. hey XXXXX, smile!

XXXXX flashes a nice toothy smile.

i snap and XXXXX comes to me, eager to see the photo....




only to see a shot of the uncle next to him.




it's kinda fun seriously, but don't do it too often. cos it's darn irritating. sometimes the person would be alert enough to spot that the lenses aren't directed at him. so, watch out for that too. but other than that, it's usually quite fun to see the person's reaction. so yay. but it's mean. but i'm mean, so that's ohkay.

remember love calculator??

hey hey. man, i used to play this on the com in my pri school library all the time. have fun!


LOVE CALCULATOR!



only if you're THAT bored.

DEAD BEAT

that's the rhythm my life is dancing to now...





wooo so i guess this is how it feels like to be stressed. and overloaded. not that overwhelmed yet, soon to be perhaps.



yayness, this is how life is going to be.... for the rest of my life probably.



one life, live it. grahhh whatever.





i'm tired, dead beat.







but don't worry. it's only for the next three months. just the next three months.














































WA BIANG EH.

Sparks - This Town Ain't Big Enough

chart topper from 1975..... haha weird song

The Darkness - Love Is Only A Feeling

here, one of my favourite songs.
(lyrics below)








The first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first met
And I knew that to you and into your life I had to get
I felt light-headed at the touch of this stranger's hand
An assault my defenses systematically fail to withstand

'Cause you came at a time
When the pursuit of one true love in which to fall
Was the be-all and end-all
Love is only a feeling
Drifting away
When I'm in your arms I start believing
It's here to stay
But love is only a feeling
Anyway

Oh, the state of elation that this unison of hearts achieved
I had seen, I had touched, I had tasted and I truly believed

That the light of my life
Would tear a hole right through each cloud that scudded by
Just to beam on you and I

Love is only a feeling
Drifting away
When I'm in your arms I start believing
It's here to stay
But love is only a feeling
Anyway, anyway

Love is only a feeling
Drifting away
And we've got to stop ourselves believing
It's here to stay
'Cause love is only a feeling
Anyway










i don't get the lyrics, but oh well. nice song. very nice, i LOVE it.

count simi count la

i hate people who keep reminding how many days there are to o levels and prelims, (like they have a countdown on their blogs and msn nicknames) because it reminds me of my own countdown i have pasted on my wardrobe.

Japan vs Australia

greetings beings! hahah i bet this greeting is driving you crazy, cos it's kinda irritating isn't it?? well....so i've gone back on my decision to lay off my blog haha. so here i am, blogging on my sister's laptop in the living room. it's 6.11pm, Japan vs Australia should be starting soon?? it's the first knockout round of the asian cup (yeah, there's an asian cup going on now!), and this is probably the most attractive match of the round. but seriously, the asian cup is pretty pathetic, the stadiums are like sparse, and the standard of matches is like..... bleh.

so it's up to kevin liam to up the standard of asian football eh. well, there's nakamura the celtic playmaker, kewell, cahill, viduka, schwarzer,bresciano, lucas neill...... but aiya, it's still pretty horrible la asian football. they can't even string a number of decent passes la. super sian.


hmmm. i'll be leaving soon for cell... maybe not so soon la. i have like about an hour. yay the match is starting, hopefully it's good.

oh man, guess what, the stadium looks half-filled. it's being played in......... vietnam. oh well i'm not so high now, so my post would just end here.













































NOT.! hahaha. hmmm let's think of something crappy to blog about.


i had math remedial this morning, it was good, i actually paid good attention throughout. surprisingly. i thought i would be tired, since i slept at like 1am. but it was okay.

so yesterday, gabriel found this weird looking little reptile. so he kept it in some cup. i mean the creature. i mean gabriel kept the creature in the cup, not the other way round.


it was kinda funny looking. it wasn't a lizard, but had claws and stuff. some people said it was a chameleon, but i doubted it. i did look if it changed colour though.

it didn't. so well, this primitive looking poor creature looked pretty sad. he had a fulscap paper for a roof and a hole through the fulscap paper to breathe. haha the funny part was that gabriel named it edwin teng haha. poor creature was picked up by its tail as gabriel scared/chased junfeng around.

so it was imprisoned overnight and gabriel continued playing with it this morning. we told him to release it, but being the MAN he is, he said that he couldn't, as he would have the urge to kill it if it came out.

so we decided to release edwin during the break we had halfway through the math remedial. about 5 of us went down to the pond to release it. they chose to release edwin into the pond, even though it wasn't a marine kinda reptile.

so they released it on some water plant leaf floating on the water, and edwin teng shocked us by frantically flapping his tiny legs and actually swimming. but it probably gave up due to over exertion and just as suddenly, started floating with its belly side up.





we thought it was dead.









but yikai assured us edwin was soaking in the spa-like conditions of the pond.




hmm, but it didn't really seem that way.















all was well however, after some pond skater bug gave it mouth to mouth resuscitation. i'm serious.






so our break was long overdue, and we trudged back to class for another hour plus of match. with edwin still on our minds of course. sorry for the lack of pictures, i was kinda lazy.












after math, we went down to check on it again, but it was gone. maybe it sank. maybe it got to land safely. maybe it became the "host". (that korean monster show).














and so the story ends. but maybe it is just the start. who knows, edwin may come back to haunt us.









*plays mysterious sounding music.

sighhh!

greetings beings. it's yet another friday night. woohoo??

neh, weekend isn't all that appealing afterall, i'm spending most of it doing homework, and there isn't much of the weekend. ie saturday and sunday, ie 2 days.

it's 11pm, now i just brushed my teeth and black hawked down. funny, i couldn't find my plastic mug, looked around a bit and found it in the dustbin. oh well, anyway it's been with me for quite a while. i will get a new one, but i am lazy to do so. would someone be a dear and leave a (preferably new) plastic mug at my door?? i'll collect it tomorrow morning with the papers. thank you.

talking about people, i've set up an invisible stat counter. hehehe sneaky eh?? it's been up since tuesday (BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW), and i am proud to say that my blog generates as many hits a day as xiaxue or kennysia













get in er, five minutes??








maybe two.
















14. Xabi Alonso says:
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14. Xabi Alonso says:
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14. Xabi Alonso says:
despo for friend test
14. Xabi Alonso says:
plspls









hahaha. it's kinda fun actually, imploring people to take my friend test. hahahah. i'm sorry most of you did badly, or even got zero. i'll create a new one soon. man, this thing is addictive. i hope you enjoyed taking my friend test.





i earnestly hope so.







hmmmm getting somewhat uninspired, tiredness must be getting to me. oh YEAH, back to my invisible stat counter. it's pretty cool.



i have quite a busy weekend ahead. i don't know to be happy or sad.

bam! on saturday morning i have Math remedial!

bam! i will probably spend my afternoon doing homework, reading up on Joy Luck Club's YING YING ST CLAIR!!

whew! some respite as i have cell in the night!

bam! more homework to do on sunday morning!!!

whew! escape to church in the evening!!!

bam! tuition at night!!1

















BOOM WEEKEND GONE!! AT THE SNAP OF A FINGER, NO MORE!







cooooooooooooooooool. and great, i can count the number of weekends left to the o's with my fingers. and toes.







*fear...... *panic........ *delirium......





=(((((((





eugene: life sucks.






me: a big aye to that.







so well, but time and tide ride run through the roughest day. so well. each day, no matter how horrible, will come to an end.

but sadly, that applies to fun times (which i am NOT having much of now) too. so, bam, sad again.





grahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.



and yeah. i was on my way home today after school, and i was listening to my music as usual. man, my phone is getting screwed, the earphone jack sometimes has a problem. probably old age. i'm gonna change my phone to a banana. well, at least it's edible.

and that's so not funny + lame. hmmm. it's always lame to be the one blogging. i always wonder how it is like to read my blog. obviously when you read your own blog it's very boring, since everything is sooo predictable. would someone guest blog for me??





so well, i was on the bus. and you know, on buses, there's television mobile. and they always have this foodie show, Coffee Talks & Hawker Woks.

so well, the hosts were fiona xie and michelle chia =D, and they the food looked great. but i got tired of it after a while, since it's like watching it in mute since i was on my songs. and it was kinda lame too.



this is what presumably happened during the show ( i don't know what they said, i just filled it in):



Fiona and Michelle approach a hawker stall.

Fiona: hey, food. FOOOODD. let's eat. EAAAAAATTTT. anyway i have uZAP. ZAPPPP.
Michelle: okay. mmm looks good.



*scene changes, fiona and michelle are at table with dishes spread in front of them.




*camera goes close up on fiona as she tastes food




as soon as the food goes into her mouth, fiona's eyes widen and her lips are turned up at the ends. obviously, the food is good.

Fiona: "mm it's good."







it's sooooooo sian la. they do that everytime. nod their head in approval and widen their eyes when they taste their food. omigosh la, so spastic. i would sure love to see something like this:





fiona tastes food. it's so bad she spits it out and flings the dish at the shell shocked hawker.


Fiona: "man, the food's so lousy. audience, stay away from this stall!"







hahaa. in fact this brings up another idea in me, to showcase the WORST food in singapore!! oman, it'd be pretty hilarious. haha. and the show can like cordon off the stall or something.


but it would render quite a few hawkers jobless la. so mean. but then again, who would agree to be a part of such a horrible show anyway. so here's my plan.






























SURPRISE THEM.


bring a hoard of 20 well built bouncers to gag and bind one 60, 70 year old hawker to his stall. preferably some pipe or something. then,

at gun point, get him to show exactly how he makes his lousy food, and what lousy inferior ingredients he uses.


at the end of the show when he does some thumbs up thing with the host, there would be no need for the gun anymore cos the guy is so traumatised.





yay shall work towards such a program. propose it to mediacorp or something. or maybe i'll start with the school canteen

woohoo!

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

and the kind of players manure are after.

'nuff said.

The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love

the video's just plain weirdddddddddddddddd!



man!

hahaha

*post edited under kevin liam's request





yeah i just remembered. this happened on friday, the day edwin and me played table tennis at his house. it seems that edwin is the only person i hang out with haha. nvm shall get kevin to tag along next time, since he's so keen to play table tennis. take turns with me to own edwin next time.

so before we played table tennis, we first went to the econ minimart downstairs to get something to eat, since i was hungry.

hmm i think i didn't end up buying anything to eat in the end. and edwin got himself a lime hip hop jelly. you know the green colour jelly ice cream then you can lick until it becomes damn soft and limp.


haha. obviously when he bought it i was tempted too. i opted for the lychee flavoured one. then we went up the stairs and and and then while we were at the door opening the gate i think there was a plop sound then edwin said "shit" damn loudly.


hahaha someone act smart put the ice cream in his mouth while opening la. act zai. so well, he decided to fling it out the balcony, being the inconsiderate shit he is. hahaha just kidding.


so i dared him and told him i'd give him a dollar if he landed the ice cream on this narrow ledge.



then he flung with all his brainless might and and and......

























and.....























with a mighty "WHUP." it just got stuck on the wall, above the ledge, and started sliding down, toward the ledge.






needless to say, i was horrified at his tykoness.



edwin was super elated, being the simpleton he is, and started beaming and screaming for joy cos he thought he won, *ding ding ding* *drumroll*,

ONE DOLLAR!!!
















i was super horrified and disgusted by his tykoness la. like, what the. and i was about to take out my wallet when......


































"PLOP."



ice cream dropped off the wall onto the ground below.








you should have seen the priceless look on edwin's face. he could have cried man!











hahahaah. another stupid incident.

blah day

greetings, beings. today is tuesday, woohoo.



nothing happened today. i was just zoning out in school yo. there wasn't geography elective, so i didn't get really that high.


boooooor-ring.




looking forward to another blahhhhh day in school tmr. woo, assembly, can sleep.

hmmm

sigh while waiting for the new washing machine to come, i shall blog about today. today i was super high again.


cos today was darn shiok, school ended at 12.50 since the chinese ppl had their listeining compre. =)))


hmmm. i can't remember what i did today. OH YA.


had geog elective after math today. and so fun la. we did a map reading MCQ. hahah. MCQ!!

i love MCQ, cos i'm lazy. and can always guess. it was pretty easy. i scored 10/12. most of the class got full marks. but daniel got 9. hahaha single digit.



then i was kinda crazy. disturbed edwin as i always do, and we started fighting. usually i say something that irritates him, then when he can't think of anything to counter it, he'll get violent. sigh..... brainless people.

so i carried up my chair and clashed it against edwin's chair in his hands right in front of my teacher, psc. it was quite violent i admit. she was kinda shocked. but usually i'm safe, cos she always picks on edwin instead of me. hahahaha. maybe she has a crush on him. mmmmmmm.


it got stupider during english. edwin didn't do his summary portion of the comprehension homework, and i threatened to sabo him if he didn't do what i say.

HAHAH.

so, i...


1) asked him whose fault was it. and he had to say "my fault my fault". no link actually. but aiya shuang what.

2) asked him to say sorry to me. for apparently nothing.
-derek: say sorry.
-edwin (very reluctantly): sorry sorry.
-derek: sorry who?
-edwin: sorry derek.
-derek: say sorry derek for being such a $%^&.
-edwin: eh enough hor, you're going to die after this lesson.

3) say that he has no brains, since he always acts so smart.


it felt so good, cos he looked so suppressed and sheepish throughout and kept his head low. and he would look so sad when i raised my hand to pretend tell teacher.



he-he-he. don't feel sorry for him, cos he's so cocky sometimes. and he also makes fun of me alot. so it was good to see him so subservient for once. hahahaha.



and after school, i irritated nicholas kang. call him no brain or something, then kick a ball at him. haha then he was chasing after me, throwing stones at me hahaha. it's so fun when people get violent. then when he caught me i was like "eh eh eh", and point behind him like there was a teacher. he got jacked haha and i called him no brain again, and he continued chasing me. hahaha so fun.







sigh, what's wrong with me.

Arsenal.

dream team.





closer look at arsenal artefacts....











there's the highbury seat. damn lousy and old. really cannot make it sia.










coolest of all,








a bit of arsenal history. i don't think it's the spot where henry and pires screwed a penalty though.








i thought rvp was outside the shop.



would spurs displace them next season??



heheheh *evil laughter. looks familiar eh this fella.




loved their free internet usage the most. =))






please click here.

Dunking Donuts!!!

this wouldhave probably been the main highlight of the trip...


















banana chocolate.




some strawberry balls.



double choc! there's so much chocolate. chocolate overload man. feel like puking.









couldn't finish the half a dozen donuts (surprise surprise??), put it in my bag and continued exploring....









brought it back to hotel in the end to let my mum erm... "enjoy". she said it was kinda sweet. i thought so too.






spot the not!! one the result of the pricking of a safety-pin, the other of gluttony. guess guess!





to tell the truth, i didn't really enjoy the dunkin' donuts. i much prefer the student lounge one. but i would be laying off donuts for quite a while now. hahaha