(big) gulp

tomorrow is october the 1st. o level month. guess it's time to start studying again. bye bye earth!

hello ello ello lo lo lo

greetings. new friend test up. take a look if interested. try it if bored. ignore if you're smart.


don't worry, it's a proper friend test. i know i know, i haven't got a life.

yodeling!

if you're me, you might just find this a load of rubbish. talent, yes. sense, no. but applause anyway.

here, presenting, (in my very own words), controlled "zao-xia"

food good?

greetings beings. i've been eating a lot these days, because i'm bored.

yes, it's true! whether i'm bored from studying or bored from doing nothing (doing nothing does not mean boredom, and boredom is not doing nothing. boredom CAN stem from doing nothing. just in case you're confused... i think you still are. ), i occupy myself with eating.

shit.

whether i'm hungry or not, i look for some stuff to munch on. it's kinda therapeutic. i've been eating all kinds of stuff- katjes yogurt gums and percies, tortillo chips, meiji yogurt, fruits, laughing cow cheese, aloe vera jelly, mushroom balls, croquette, biscuits....

shit.

(fyi, shit isn't part of the food list. it's an exclamation of shock upon the realization that i am truly on my way to becoming a glutton.)

so well, it's now 2003hrs on a Saturday evening and i'm kinda full. from snacking. after a lunch of porridge, i had hot chocolate, about a dozen tortillo chips, chocolate and yogurt gums. oh yeah, and i had a swim- now, now, this isn't open for discussion, if that's what you're thinking edwin teng.


hmm a dinner of baked rice with salmon awaits me, but i'm kinda filled up. shall do some additional math practice (that's additional math practice, not additional math practice), then there's wigan liverpool at 2155hrs. woohoo. liverpool BETTER win, or i'm gonna boycott the o levels.

neh, just kidding. i'm obviously not THAT obsessed. but still pretty much so. spread the love.

long queue cut queue

dear diary,

during recess today, i tried to cut queue as the queue was so long it stretched all the way across the canteen. so this is what i told edwin my friend,

"eh, queue so long, cut the queue more shuang"

so it was as if it was written in the stars that i would get my food faster than most, as i spotted some of my other friends in the queue nearer to the front. so diary, i did what i didn't usually do very well- act. i pretended to strike a conversation with my friends in the queue but i guess my over-enthusiastic what's up must have been heard by half the queue. either that or the people behind suddenly had their view of the glorious food obstructed, along with the stalls either side, by me. and they noticed this, and perhaps/probably were not very happy with this. me, being nice kind me, was obviously very affected by this and my heart ached at the thought of these innocent beings losing this 30s of their lives and perhaps half their food selection.

so perhaps/probably some of them were rather perturbed by this prospect. and i guess the guy behind me with these funky orange spectacles was not very happy that this random fat guy appeared out of nowhere, so he left the queue (i wish) while this random fat guy ahead of him was *ahem deep in conversation with his friends, this person (hubert is his name i think. everyone now- hu??) perhaps beckoned over the (*drumroll and applause now) HEAD PREFECT, secondary 3 and 15 years of age no less, to address the frickin issue.

and so this dua pai person sauntered over, green "booking" notebook in hand to frighten the shit out of punks like me. so i

shuddered, muttered a sorry and scampered away, tail between legs.
gave him a left hook to the jaw and made off.

didn't notice his presence, even though he tried to make it as imposing as he could.

"yo, bui zai, can you don't cut queue or not?"


well, that's not exactly what he said. heck, that's kinda a mistake on my part, it's such an injustice to make him out as so man.


i think this is what he really said.

"eh can you don't cut queue?"


so that was that, and i scurried away embarrassed on the verge of tears. i'm easily intimidated and bullied you see.

so i went to stall 1 to get my $1.10 fan choy and added in a pack of 30cent corntos (red colour one, spicy) for gluttony's sake. it wasn't really nice.















vengeance is mine, stupid fat head prefect.

never knew youtube was so much fun

genius

INSPIRING

3 weeks or 2 years?

so far so good. prelim results have been a-o-k. left with the humanities results which will be given back on monday. i think it really does not matter who scores the most a1s and the lowest l1r5 score now, since what ultimately really matters is the o levels. besides, pae is only for 3 weeks. haha, what a joke. so hopefully i'll be in the jc of my choice for those 3 weeks, and hopefully again for the 2 years. hopefully.

also, results don't determine a person. take edwin for example. he gets like what, 10A1s. but he's an asshole. take me for example. i get like 20 for my l1r5, but i'm such a nice person.

so. yeah. get my point?

fascinating

things like this i usually ignore, but since person in case supports a team that has just displaced liverpool from the top of the table.

Bold the statements that are true to you. Italicize the statements that you WISH are true.Leave the fibs alone.Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.>)
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse
10) I am totally smart.
11) I’ve broken someone’s bones.
12) I am paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
21) I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic.
31) I love to shop.
36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I have rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future.
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I am shy around members with the opposite sexes.
49) I have made a move on a friends significant other or crush in the past.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on make up.

68) Plan on achieving a major goal dream.
69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses.
76) I fall for the worst people.
79) I dont know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can stick to a diet.
87) I talk in my sleep
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I am an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy.

lazy.

hmmm

i'm officially signing off as "kernel" now. it's a horrible name, i'll be the first to admit. but it's just that little little bit cooler than "corn", imho. i'm thinking of a better name for now. any ideas? inspire me.

stupid %^&* bird.

there's a stupid %^&* bird outside my window making some weird noise.

okay, now it's stopped. yes, i'm too free.

and the simpsons starts in approximately 16 minutes. now fifteen. time passes. whoo, i'm getting older and closer to death. and so is everyone else, so it sorta evens out. it does even out.

so yes, lesson of the day is that we all get our equal due.

and this is motivational speaker Kernel signing off yo.

i'm back, cos i have little else to do besides watching formula one.

hi there. 2minutes after my previous post, i'm back. well it's too bad i don't post my posts in such a way that they show the time i post my posts, so i can say that i'm blogging this at 11.55pm, and it wouldn't be much of a difference would it? ok, redundant stuff. but isn't everything else on my blog (redundant). if you insist on me making everything on my blog clear, and clear through and through.

formula one seems exciting. raceday seems to have the buzz and excitement of an english premier league match. and there are tactics too, employed by the various teams. eg how much fuel to pump into the car at pit stops? (well, the commentators seem to imply that it is a tactic). there's the excitement of a championship race, in both the racers' and constructors' standings. pretty cool stuff. not to mention the speed at which these super streamlined cars zip about the tracks and tackle bends with little margin for error. fascinating.

greetings, beings!

and so, i woke up to news today that manchester city had displaced my beloved liverpool from second place! horrors! liverpool, do have a game in hand though. they have played 5, man city 6. and ere you think that this is to be yet another (come to think of it, i've only done one post on football. rightttttt. maybe 2, the league table one wasn't really counted, was it?) post on football, don't go yet, it isn't.

well that was that, i was waking up from my beautiful, beautiful afternoon nap, the most peaceful i've had. last night was quite bad, i had some trouble sleeping and had to read gerrard's autobiography to sleep. i'm not saying it is a boring book though, it is really inspiring and i seek to follow in his footsteps. haha, okay fine so maybe to a lesser extent then. i'm not totally ruling out a move to liverpool in the not too distant future though, for it would be foolish to rule out anything for certain. like say, ruling out liverpool's title hopes this season. anyway, i earnestly hope that i can emulate gerrard's growth spurt when he was 16 though. did you know, that gerrard as a 16 year old was frail like Bambi and only about 5ft 4! in a year, he shot up to 6ft 1 and was well-built. in the aptly named chapter "From Bambi to bison", steve heighway also recalls seeing gerrard again after 18 months, now a strapping young man, and wonders what the liverpool academy did to him - "God knows what the people at the academy fed him and did to him!" words to that effect, i can't quite recall. you don't really remember things that happen at night. okay, so maybe you do, smart aleck, but i don't. so, don't study at night. but then again, if it's something about boring stuff like social studies, it's that much harder to memorise. very drrrrry.

oh yeah, so the typing of this post incidentally coincides with the ending of my prelims. hmm. so here i am, carefree and fussfree for the next day or so before getting back to my orh level prepaprepaprepapreparations. BORING fascinating. i'm actually thinking i'm beginning to like studying. and i have a pretty good reason to. it's nice to do a paper and hand it up eagerly like a smart aleck, eager for it to be marked since you have faith in your work. so now, i take back what i've said about smark alecks (nothing, actually), and wish them all the worst for their examinations. there are different kinds of smart alecks. just like there are different kinds of turtles, birds and assortments of vegetables. there, an example of being smart alecky. i'm pretty smart alecky too, for sure. everyone can be smart alecky in their different ways. so there, everyone's an asshole.

gutted.

there, a nil-nil draw away at pompey, and doubts are starting to resurface over liverpool's title charge this season. a tinker here and there, an entire change in personnel upfront, with crouch and voronin starting. benayoun, not a natural winger, coming in on the left. alonso and sissoko to boss the middle of the park, with gerrard, babel and torres rested on the bench. arbeloa continues his streak of games at left back, for the 6th game straight? and carragher's ribs recuperate in time for him to partner agger at the back. the improving pennant on the right and ever present finnan slotted in at right back. hmm, a team good enough to win against most premier league first teams i'm sure. but aiya. pompey away are never an easy prospect and not one liverpool really relish. and so it proves to be.

pompey are the new bolton, with the current bolton looking far from a team challenging for european football. resilient, hard to break down and a tough nut to crack even for the big four, especially at Fratton Park. Harry Redknapp's starting eleven comprise of five, yes FIVE, africans. scary stuff. there's the scary kanu, the scary utaka, the scary muntari, the scary benjani, the scary bouba diop. that's half the team. dammit, the teams who take them on during the African Nations Cup are darn lucky la. africans are scary, they have tremendous engines and fearsome power. most of them at least. ahem, there have been flops too i guess. but think africans and midfield holding players come to mind - essien for chelsea, zokora for spurs, and of course MOMO sissoko for liverpool. so pompey have FIVE of these scary creatures. was dismissing them at first, since these african players are usually one-dimensional, with nothing much to add to their raw power. well okay so they have skills too. but seriously, an african playmaker?

but well, the african power was enough to bring pool's superb start to a grinding halt, and put a wedge into our title chasing track. so, hanging precariously on 11 points from 5 games now, arsenal look set to overhaul the current leaders. and i guess they already have, with a win over pretenders tottenham. 3-1, with gareth bale's opener proving nothing more than a false dawn for spurs'champions' league ambitions. the freekick was special though.

oh well, and i'm no way gonna elaborate on manure's late 1-0 win over everton at goodison park, their third 1-0 win on the trot so far. horrors. i hate to say it, but arteta's caught my eye with his unbelievably quick feet.

so well, the big guns were brought on in the second half, gerrard, torres and babel unleashed upon the tiring pompey. redknapp replied with a tactical switch of his own, bringing on nicko krancjar(? spelling) for benjani, a holding midefielder for a striker. and it ensured that the visitors left the south coast with 2 points dropped. or it perhaps could have been a point gained for liverpool, for kanu had failed to convert the penalty gift-wrapped to pompey after alvaro arbeloa was alledge to have tugged on kanu's shirt, reina coming up with yet another penalty save. what's new? and pompey admittedly had the better of chances, with utaka a constant threat and kanu dangerous with his close control and clever flick-ons. they spurned a few, liverpool failed to convert, with voronin clipping the top of the crossbar and torres later on, blasting his left foot shot way wide. it about summed up the afternoon for the title pretenders against a resolute pompey side. another false dawn?

wah nestum rocks

i love nestum. it's super nice la. not to mention nutritious. i love it like thick so that it is more paste than drink? so i dump in 2 instant mix packs each time i have it. you should try it, it's wonderful. i used to have it as a child, don't know why i stopped. here check it out.


portsmouth away tonight, certainly a test for liverpool. winning this game would certainly signal our title ambitions. if we haven't already. woohoo, top of the table, displacing the manure, chumps of the previous season. oh well, i've gtg. study the joy luck club. i have 2 papers left, namely a math paper 2 and lit paper 2, both on monday. don't wish me luck, i've never really believed in it. alright, if you're just interested to see what i'm studying for lit, here it is.

there, seeya!

hey oh...

first up, the good news. enjoy.

FIGHTING DRUNK` PUNCHED FERGIE IN GROIN

A "fighting drunk" has admitted punching Sir Alex Ferguson in the groin and head butting a police community support officer.

Forty-three-year-old Kevin Reynolds pleaded guilty to assaulting the Manchester United manager outside a train station before attacking the officer and racially abusing him.

Reynolds appeared at City of London Magistrates Court and was warned he could be jailed when he is sentenced at a later date at London's Southwark Crown Court.

The attack took place on Monday shortly after 4pm when Sir Alex was waiting for his driver outside Euston Station in central London.

Reynolds, originally from Fife but now of no fixed abode, approached Sir Alex, who initially thought that the man staggering towards him was a beggar asking for money, the court heard.

Instead Reynolds struck Sir Alex in the groin area, leaving him doubled up in pain.

not that i found it particularly funny though. he's kinda old, like 70. poor guy.




there, better times. just in case you don't know who i'm talking about, ferguson's the partially hidden guy to the left of the picture.






guy in the red tie, is just some random person. don't bother.










and and and





















look, it's derek simpson! check out this cool burger king promotional


alright, i've gotta return to reading the joy luck club now. yes, i'm still having prelims! ends next monday. so far, it's been A-O-K!

seeya.





and england beat russia three nil, in case you didn't know. i'm not an england fan, but well. i supported the czech republic in the 06 world cup, cos i liked their name. well just some random trivia, so you can get to know mw better.

i collect stamps too. used to. ok i never did. well, just you know, hobby listing. hmm a hobby. i don't have one.

hey, i'm not dead. enough with the party preparations now. that's it ah.

greetings beings. i'm in the midst of my oh-so-very important pweelim thwee!

all i can say is, i'm not very inspired to blog at the moment!

hmmm. don't mind me. i'll just sing a corn song i created like a week ago and stored in my phone.





A kernel this way comes, a cornosapien that way goes!
A-maize-ing!



it's more of a cheer actually. o well back to the 9pm channel 8 show.

pigs flew today and manure didn't suck today - a serious post!

greetings. yay, it's the holidays. it's crazy, i'm spending quite a substantial amount of time in school these days. and by substantial i mean quite a lot. i was in school from 8am to 7pm today, it's set to repeat tomorrow. math remedial again from 8-12, a breather till 2, then i'll have my lit mock exam the entire afternoon. fun!

ok, i've gotta sleep now. so long! for once, a non-irritating post that doesn't irritate! =)




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makes much better reading now

1	Liverpool	4	1	1	0	7	1	2	0	0	4	1	+9	10
2	Everton	5	1	1	0	3	2	2	0	1	5	3	+3	10
3	Chelsea	4	2	0	0	4	2	1	1	0	3	2	+3	10
4	Man City	4	2	0	0	2	0	1	0	1	2	1	+3	9
5	Newcastle	4	1	1	0	1	0	1	1	0	5	3	+3	8
6	Wigan Athletic	5	2	0	0	4	0	0	1	2	2	4	+2	7
7	West Ham	4	0	1	1	1	3	2	0	0	4	0	+2	7
8	Arsenal	3	2	0	0	3	1	0	1	0	1	1	+2	7
9	Middlesbrough	5	1	1	1	5	4	1	0	1	2	2	+1	7
10	Portsmouth	4	1	1	0	4	2	0	1	1	2	3	+1	5
11	Blackburn	3	0	1	0	1	1	1	1	0	3	2	+1	5
12	Man Utd	4	1	1	0	1	0	0	1	1	1	2	0	5
13	Tottenham	5	1	0	1	5	3	0	1	2	3	5	0	4
14	Aston Villa	3	1	0	1	3	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	4
15	Fulham	5	1	1	1	6	6	0	0	2	2	4	-2	4
16	Birmingham	5	0	1	1	2	3	1	0	2	4	6	-3	4
17	Sunderland	4	1	0	1	1	2	0	1	1	2	5	-4	4
18	Reading	5	1	0	2	2	5	0	1	1	0	3	-6	4
19	Bolton	5	1	0	2	5	5	0	0	2	2	5	-3	3
20	Derby County	5	0	1	1	3	4	0	0	3	0	11	-12	1

way cool/

my gosh, i love the arctic monkeys.

listen ah!

the click five?

i actually thought i liked a click five song. till the chorus came. =S







the darkness, anyone?

derby county

greetings beings. it's been a loononnggngongong time since i've posted pictures. simple reasons. reason being:

1) i seldom take pictures now. so, no input no output no source no products no ingredients no food no gerrard no liverpool.


2) i don't have a life. and it's true. unless you want me taking neos with my bags of corn and tys-es. well if that's what you call having a life, er. get a life. but then again, i can't really say that cos i'm not cool enough.


3) liverpool is playing derby county tonight.




the 3rd reason probably doesn't make much sense to you. yep, it doesn't. so you've got me there. yay. smart.


*applause. applause. applause.



sorry, i'm being my sardonic and caustic self. but i'm really a very nice person, you can ask my friends people who know me.


if you've noticed, i've been using this strikeout thingy quite often. it's fun. you should try it.

hehe sorry i'm not exactly in a jokey mood. so there, on to the pictures, maybe you can have a laugh at the fear in my classmates' eyes in my presence.


hahaha just kidding. thanks to daryl chee and yongsheng for the pictures. though you probably won't be reading my blog.





























































hmmm. happy times. sorry about the solarized pictures, they were taken on solarize mode on a se k800i by an idiot yongsheng.


on to the second half of preprepreprepreprepreprelim 3 nownownow. but first things first, it's liverpool versus derby county tonight, 10pm. don't miss it. =)











ps: my hair sucks, and i know it. now that i've said it, i know you would go back to the pictures and scrutinize it. there, go ahead, run along. but then again, hardly anyone comes here, so i guess it's okay.






and to end off, here's a video. it sucks. and so does the song. so don't bother.












it's so bad i didn't even bother to put the lyrics. but if you're really interested, the title is Hey There Delilah, and it's "by some band whose name i never really remembered to remember". just kidding. but that would be a great name wouldn't it. neh, it sounds more like one of fallout boy's songs.

boooring with a capital b. yawnnnnnnn.








here's a better video:




red hot chilli peppers!!! i like the song till it gets to the crazy noisy part.