Friday, January 26, 2007

Ah.... pictures again.

I'm sorry, i'm lazy to type.


Woo NCC Air guy taking a nap.


Our school pond is really quite nice, really. No, really. Yes, really!


Hehe. S.S punisment gone wrong.


Mmmm... almond jelly.


Chicken neh neh wrap from subway. No pickles, jalapenos and and and... dammit i can't remember the last veggie i leave out. ok nvm. its nice. to eat.


Woo giant chicken escaped from longkang. Chicken Run (stomp?)! ok, i am lame, once again. its really irritating.


Oooo chicken bite my palm. I wet my hand to make it more yucky. Yucks!



oh yeah, what used to be the blister guy.


pepper lunch is nice. but expensive... stupid.


This is $3.50.


This soup comes with it. I enjoy eating it. Woohoo.


Old Chang Kee currypuff. Not really fantastic la. but well.....


Uh... the inside of an old chang kee currypuff. o man, this is becoming a foodie blog! hehehe


"Three golden ball bouncing on a stick is full of taste and laughter". OKAY.........


Ooo look an alien.


Alright, shall end off with this fuzzy fella.


Bye, goondus! you have just wasted unretrievable time of your life on this meaningless, shallow pictorial.








sincerely, your owner.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Pictures make a post

Sun+Rain= People dying
Ah... the inside of a yogurt container(?) under the sun. A green yogurt container, obviously. Then what, sun green colour ah? ok, lame. sorry.
AJ people training for war.
Like the ugliest smiley i have ever seen, and its on my arm. -.- WALAO.
Nice car.
This was the stupid place where i found the stupid diaper. Connectz. Connect wat? still must put a z there for wat huh. smelly place...



using blogger to upload pictures sucks man. i think i would repost this sometime.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Shoe and Sky



The Short And Happy(?) Life of A Blister On A Palm

This, is Mr. Barko Blister Junior (you wouldn't want to see Mr. Barko Blister Senior)


Looking like one fine happy blister isn't he?



































(CAUTION: IMAGE OF GRAPHIC NATURE!) but i know you would scroll down anyway....






















hmmm. not such a happy life after all eh?


*The End*








Credits:
Mr. Barko Blister Jr. - Blister on Derek's palm
Middle finger nail - Middle finger nail
White portion of middle finger nail - White portion of middle finger nail


Director - Derek
Cameraman - Derek
Your owner - Derek



This has been a Cornowood production, view on your own only. Any part of this film can be reproduced freely if you pay the owner US$50,000 in cash or corn, preferably corn. All rights reserved. I think. That's how it goes right?









Rated: AC1 (all children above a day old)


























sorry, that has been my lamest post ever. i swear i won't do it again. sorry for all that you've been through.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Destressing

when i'm distressed, i

1) disturb people






























2) disturb people


14. Xabi Alonso says:
i go mug liao
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
nonononon
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mugging mugging day n night
14. Xabi Alonso says:
its my passion n my pride
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
u think u wad
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
poetic ar
14. Xabi Alonso says:
stand together muggers unite
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug till there is no more light
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
stupid poem
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
no more light
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
wad electric bill cant pay izzit
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug mug till no more eyesight
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug even when ppl fight
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
..
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug when a clowns by ur side
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug when ur fren died
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug even when u no backside
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug till ur mole gets fired
14. Xabi Alonso says:
fried*
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug till ur brain get sai
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
mug mug and get f NINES
14. Xabi Alonso says:
shuddup
14. Xabi Alonso says:
its my poem
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
hahahahah i screwed it all with 1 sentence
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
get f9
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
get f9
14. Xabi Alonso says:
neh
14. Xabi Alonso says:
gth
14. Xabi Alonso says:
mug mug till
14. Xabi Alonso says:
cant think already la
14. Xabi Alonso says:
i go mug man
14. Xabi Alonso says:
u gt have a plan
14. Xabi Alonso says:
just like mr san
14. Xabi Alonso says:
u got 50 cent?
14. Xabi Alonso says:
i noe lame i am
14. Xabi Alonso says:
frodos best fren is sam
14. Xabi Alonso says:
lambchop is from lamb
wads wif 11-0 suddenli says:
mayb ur a madman






stupid CONVO number 2:



14. Xabi Alonso says:
poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
Ouch. You poked me says:
ouch
Ouch. You poked me says:
u will burn in hell
Ouch. You poked me says:
roar
14. Xabi Alonso says:
just for poking u?
Ouch. You poked me says:
yes
Ouch. You poked me says:
roar
Ouch. You poked me says:
ehehe
14. Xabi Alonso says:
so easy go hell ah
Ouch. You poked me says:
=)
Ouch. You poked me says:
yupp














ok bye.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

我的手快要好了

hey oh, listen what i say ohhhhhhhhh

cool song, stupid lyrics.

hey oh, listen what i say ohhhhhhhhh

cool song, stupid lyrics.





黄兹鼎的四面目。

omigosh, i'm addicted to blogging in chinese already! but my keyboard is super irritating i tell you, the "h" key is stupid. it looks alright, but when i press it, it doesn't appear. very very irritating.

so how do i counter it? look i can even type how! i'm so smart, i'm copying and pasting the letter "h". it is so stupid la.

okok. i am here today, to tell you more about me! woohoo, me again! me, me and me, it's all me! whaddya (cool word) expect, it's my blog. i can't just keep posting nonsensical and stupid stuff all the time (like i have been doing for the last few months) ! or maybe I can? hahaha.

alright back to the post. i've come to realise more about myself recently, and i've realised i can be classified into 4.... me's. i act differently in different circumstances and i'm not really sure which is the real me. no wait. i don't ACT differently. i AM different in different circumstances. i just behave that way, it's just me. there's no explaining. it's like my personality, it's my most natural reactions.


ok, basically, i think i have four types of well, me's.


there's the IRRITATING, CRAZY and STUPID me, the FUNNY me, the SHY and SUPER QUIET me, and the SERIOUS and NICE me.

let's give them numbers for easy referencing.

1) IRRITATING, CRAZY and STUPID me
2) FUNNY me
3)
SHY and SUPER QUIET me
4)
SERIOUS and NICE me

ok, i think i'm character 3 most of the time, unless in the presence of more familiar people and friends. so sad... it's worse with girls la.

i think i'm character 1 when i'm with closer frens la. but esp with edwin, i don't know why. hmm sry edwin!

i'm 2 usually up here, in my brain. i don't really express my sense of humour, like talk animatedly or do some funny actions. some people find me weird funny, which is... i don't know!

ok number 4... it appears in lapses la. but i do have this side to me, trust me haha. yes it is hard to believe i noe.

well, i can safely say tt rite, that i am actually rather untalkative, i dont really talk alot. although i seem like lively and funny in my blog, i think tt i am really quite a boring person most of the time haha. its true you know, i don't deny it. it's just me la. i just cant translate my thoughts into actions sometimes haha, it's really retarded. with my close frens its ok la, but i don't know, i am just not really myself when i'm with unfamiliar ppl. and the thing is, because i take so long to warm up to people and be comfortable with them, i am really awkward and unnatural with most people. or come across that way. hmmm so i think that many people regard me as anti-social or a really quiet loner, which i really am not la... i just take a super long time to get to know people haha.


ah wat a stupid post. ignore it ignore it.

Palm of Fury

玉米功夫手册第一招:

《红手打狗屁股》

这可说是手册里最厉害的招了。 历史曾说过,马槽是用这招来打败蒙古的大将军,老夫子。

如果你这小伙子想学这全世界最厉害的招,就休想了吧。连大将军马槽需要五十年的时间来完完全全地把这好招学好呢!你说厉害不厉害?

你还是打消了这个疯狂的念头好了!回去家乡吧,小朋友。哈哈!



你有回来干吗?去啦!



哦你真的想学啊?你确定吗?会很辛苦的哦... ...





好吧小徒弟,老子就教你了!仔细听哦... ...






第一步:先找一片烫地。
(china-style translations for you kantangs: First, searching for one hot floor.)



第二步:把手伸出来。呵呵呵... ...
(Second, put you hand come out. Hehehe...)



第三步:把手放在烫地上。忍吧好徒弟!罗马不是一天建完的!
(Tree, put arm on top to hot floor. Control well aprentise! Roma no build one day finish!)



第四步:做推上!做到你听到一个丝丝声音!加油啊徒弟!为老娘增光!
(Fourthly, make push ups. Do until you listening to one sizzle sound. Come on aprentise! Do for your old mother!)



第五步:五十年后才起来。恭喜你,你已学到《红手打狗屁股》的招了!先在你可以去找任何蒙古人去打架了!有命再见!
( Five, get up after five ten years. Congregations, you has learn the Palm of Fury skill! Now you can anyhow find one Mongul to fight to! Got fate meet again!)


这就是《红手打狗屁股》的一些相片。这是大将军马槽的手。





























你看,还比苹果红呢!




















虽然在相片里不是很红,但是是红的。   

Friday, January 12, 2007

A Serious Post

alright. well. it's hard to post without pictures and videos, cos i know my posts would suck without them hahaha. it's true.

okay, i am here apparently, to blog about my shyness. i do have a problem with getting to know new people, and being the dominant speaker in a group, i'll be the first to admit that haha. hmmmm, i think it really takes me a long long long time to be feel comfortable in a new environment, to feel totally at ease and be myself.

let's see... i took like 2 years to get to know my church people better, and it's been a year in my class and i'm still not really settled. i don't know, i think i do better in a place where there are less dominant people? i seriously don't know what is wrong with me haha. i also dare not speak up many a time, especially around less familiar people.

yeah and i don't feel comfortable around girls at all. i mean i am ok if it's messaging or online chatting la, but in person or on phone, it's just a no-go for me. don't ask me why la! i know some guys find it like the most natural thing to do, but i just freeze really. perhaps it has something to do with the fact that i'm like in a guys' school? but even then, i didn't talk to girls in pri. school too.

i don't blog too long, so i think that's just about enough, and i hope you know more about the person behind these stupid crazy posts now.

hahaha.

When I Was A Young Boy...

When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said,
"Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"
He said
"Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said,
"Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"

Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go. Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
When you're gone we want you all to know We'll Carry on,
We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on
Carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it.

And we will send you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
So paint it black and take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
Do you fight it to the end
We hear the call to
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
To carry on
We'll carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated You're weary widow marches on

And on we carry through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of your peers Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause
I could not care at all Do or die
You'll never make me
Cause the world, will never take my heart
You can try, you'll never break me
Want it all,
I'm gonna play this part
Wont explain or say i'm sorry
I'm not ashamed,
I'm gonna show my scar
You're the chair, for all the broken Listen here, because it's only..
I'm just a man,
I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who's meant to sing this song
Just a man,
I'm not a hero
I -- don't -- care
Carry on
We'll carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated You're weary widow marches on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry
We'll carry on



That is one stupid song. Come on man, it doesn't make any sense at all.
you can't believe the bullshit in it, cause it really is crap.
my chemical romance is such a crappy band, it should just disband and form another band.

ok, sorry mcr and their fans. the purpose of this post is not to critisize this song
(that would come in another post), but to showcase my little innocent photos, again. yes!


see how an innocent little white boy has turned into a full-blown retard. fate... tsk tsk tsk.
boy born innocent and young, but fate changes him into someone so retarded. how sad.













there. the transformation of a cute little thing to a retard.
let's call it retardomorphs.








damn song lyrics keeps screwing with my font. stupid mcr.
oh yeah, that is my ic photo too.
the woman at the photoshop did photoshop it quite well u know.
she'd just like edit it after u take it. really professional.
so you see those celebs on magazines, don't believe that bullshit.

Greetings Earthlings



okay... it's funny isn't it? but i think the lotr one is better, funnier.

oh well how have things been for me? well i'm trying not to make this a whole chunk of words cos i know you wouldnt read it if it was a chunk of words. i know i won't hahaha.

so i'm leaving many spaces.



more spaces.






more, more spaces.









okay. man, we're into the second week of school now. it is fast isn't it? it is fast. like car fast or MRT fast? aeroplane fast. super, super fast. concorde fast. space shuttle fast. basically, very very fast.

so why so fast? i'm guessing, i'm guessing it's because everything is so routine, and the fact that school lasts a super long uh... 8 hours. that is very long. earthworm long or tablet charger long? underwater internet cable in taiwan long.

if you haven't noticed, this is a distressing post. and i tend to type crap in distressing posts. ohkay, i think all my posts are crap. that is true. how true? well, just true. oh perhaps all my posts are distressing posts? which is true too. that is true too. oh, what the heck.





oh yes, why does blogger have some word verification thing down below?

Your blog requires word verification

Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (What's a spam blog?) Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive.

Before we can turn off mandatory word verification on your posts we'll need to have a human review your blog and verify that it is not a spam blog.

ahhhh, i see. spam-prevention robots? cool. my blog has characteristics of a spam blog? ahhhh, interesting. how flattering. thank you very much blogger.


ohkay, ohkay. i am not a really crappy person in person. yes, that is what i think.


okok serious stuff.


well, my ic is ready to collect on the 20th of january. edwin is collecting his dog tag on that day too, so we're competing to see who gets identified first. hmmm... am i being mean? neh, being mean to edwin does not equate to being mean. being mean is to be mean to anyone other than edwin. that is mean.

hmmm i'm taking my Ordinary Levels at the end of the year. Not so actually. It is brought forward apparently. So i wonder why i am wasting time typing this entirely meaningless post that is wasting my time, and less importantly, your time?


ok, i'm off now. here, have a meatball.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Sam = Dolanmin haha

this has been on the net for quite some time, but it's super funny imo.
watch it, it's a riot!

Monday, January 01, 2007

The Last Moments Of 2006

OH WELL. my previous entry got lost cos my com suddenly restarted when i inserted my memory card. scary stuff that. sigh, stuff like that happens. alright. This was how i spent my last day of year two thousand and six, 2006.

brrrrrrrrr. again.

ok so basically i woke up at like 1plus, having slept at like 5.3o. so i slacked yet another afternoon away! then i left for church. i love to roam about on my own, it gives me this great sense of freedom! bangkok was the best. =) alright, so i was at the kids' department at United Square, which is next to my church, then i got tired so i decided to sit on this cute little kiddy bench that looked nice to sit on. so i just planted my ass on it casually. and i didn't even notice THIS:


Aw man! That's MEAN isn't it! FORTUNATELY i sat next to it, not on it! Ah! What kind of parents do kids have these days! It is gross. It grosses me out. Man, man, man... a soiled diaper! Hahaha!

ohkay. so i freaked out and jumped and went to church, where hopefully i wouldn't see any soiled diapers around. yea so church started at 5, i had a nice little chat with Jeremy Tiong before that, talking about his jc, what to expect for sec 4 life ("i didn't know what hit me" says him haha). yea so he got a phone call and i ended up taking the same lift as crystal and her friends? it was kinda quiet before crystal suddenly asked me to send her Digital Love by Daft Punk. maybe people were surprised, cos i keep a low low LOW profile in church and i doubt anyone would know that i knew any girls in church at all haha. oh well, so we got out of the lift and i tried sending her the song via Bluetooth, but her phone DIED. Pok la. haha it ran out of batt. alright so i figured i would send her on MSN then. oh yes the song is from the Nokia 5300 (?) music phone advert, the "Don't stop, come a little closer" song. yep.

so if you want it go buy daft punk's album. haha.

well, we didn't have cell today so we sat through sermon, which was ohkay. then i found out that there was some night watch service thingy till about 12.30. ah.... but i already agreed to go out with my friends. sry! those who organised and all....

well so i just hung around church for a while, had dinner. it was quite fun, i hung around with my cell people, onesimus people. in a lift. -_- oh well i wont elaborate, its so dumb.

well so i left at around 8 and met up with me friends at cityhall. Nicholas, Henry, Tze Heng and a dog were there. okok. the dog had a name. Edwin. ok?

(AH im so mean to Edwin hahaha. what to do, theres no more Kim Bong)

oh well, so we headed to the Esplanade where there were fireworks apparently. we got there early, and we found a nice little spot near a merlion. well on the way there, i had 2 McChickens, 5 Big Gulps, 2 jumbo packs of Mamee, 21 charsiew bao, and a rsapberry ripple waffle icecream (the $1 kind).

OHKAY, i only had the icecream. oh well, so we walked to this spot, and there was this makeshift stall selling this pressurised cans that shoots foam out. SIAN. so as I walked past, this smart ass decided to demo his spray cans to attract people. of course, the bloody soapy foam landed on me....

and my half eaten ripple icecream!!! AHHH!!! BUGGER.

and i was like "EH! my icecream!". and i was apparently loud enough (a rarity, i did like the icecream a lot), for him to hear me, and he was like sheepish and "sorry sorry."

so i screamed back "SORRY NO CURE!" then he got pissed and he took out TWO cans and started spraying at me, straight into my ice cream. so i took out my flamethrower and blasted him and his stupid cans away.

ok, words in red are kinda untrue. hehe. of course i forgave him la. =) and i happily ate my foamy ice cream hahaha.

well so we thought we had a good spot till these Bangladeshi workers started filtering in and squeezing all of us. Dammit! we couldn't stand the smell and the lack of air so we decided to go to a more well-ventilated area where we could breathe without inhaling Bangla kutu.

the good spot we left behind:


Edwin was so happy he started posing. ok la, it was candid. but is not bad isnt it.

ok so well, we left our good spot for a clean airy spot and we found marcus chang. then the esplanade opened and we went in. so daniel called, he was gonna join us, so i said yeah, meet us at mrs field's in esplanade. it was nearing 12 then. nearing the end of 2006.

oh well, so i found a nice seat near mrs field's and just sat down. i was tired. so as the rest left to see the countdown and firework, i stayed there, acting emo haha. no la haha, i just wanted to be alone, and really wanted to think about what has happened this year. so much has happened this year, it's crazy. oh well, i think it was the first time i have ever REALLY reflected on anything. i am happy for myself. haha.

so well, soon after my friends came back and Daniel finally found his way. and yep we left and Henry had this crazy idea of going to Yishun to bowl, but it was thwarted, sry henry, cos i don't know, of transportation problems and the fact that it was 1plus!

i reached home at 2.30am, 1st January 2007. cheers to yet another year. =)


oh yes, here's Daniel playing mercy with Henry hahaha.