gc - gravy called

just 2mins ago, Gravy called me and asked me, "Why didn't you finish me during lunch today?"

I didn't recall eating anything gravy for lunch this afternoon, so i was adamant that this Gravy person calling must have gotten the wrong number.

and so i lied, "Gravy, you taste really good. I did try to finish you up, but i got distracted by a waving pillar."

then there was a slurping sound and all i heard at the end of the line was the "tut tut tut" sound that phones usually make when they are bored.



OH YEAH, by the way i'm a very reluctant owner of this thing called a graphic calculator?

it sucks, because now i have to start from scratch the saving of my pocket money for my $5million house and GameBoy Pocket. but oh, never mind, because i can download games onto my gc. so, there's only the $5million dollar house left.

yayness, i'm halfway through the GREAT LIST OF THINGS I WANT TO COMPLETE BY THE TIME I HIT MY 17TH BIRTHDAY.

vegging out

vegging out yo. slump. slouch. slip into a deep deep sleeeeeeeeeeeeep. nice!

i am sloth, hear me zzz, i sleep twice as much as

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i am soooo lazy, i didn't even bother typing the reps above! i copied and pasted them! i am so lazy!



after 2 months of mental inactivity, i realise i've become the ultimate slacking machine! i can't help it, sleep is so good.


so, so good. *bliss


yes, and i am afraid of what is to come in school. alright now, back to homework. if i had a whip i'd whip myself to work.



but i don't, hahaha.

life is good?

hey everyone. i'm kinda like dispensing with my "greetings beings" greeting for now because i'm starting to think that it may actually be stupid.


so hi again everyone, and welcome to the first emo post on cornroll.


it's been a week of days.


and on these days, things have happened.


i've found some things to be funny, some things to be boring and some things stupid on hindsight.


and i've found that i cannot find a word to substitute "thing" and i totally suck at composing long emo posts without it appearing like a primary school journal and erm, long.


maybe it's because it's 12.33am ? i've contemplated on things to blog about whilst in the shower, but once i reach this Create Post page, i find that blogging them out is a chore. i'd rather vlog


i'm figuring (to my dismay) that i've retreated back into my shell in the presence of a new environment and new people. and i don't understand why i suck so much at warming up to people and making interesting conversation. i realise that i have very few personal anecdotes to describe in an animate and hilarious way to interest people!

man, i'm totally not the emo sort (trust me, i know myself), but it sure sucks to be this down. i look at the circumstances that i'm facing and i know they are as bad as i make them out to be really. so all these emoness is self-imposed really. hahaha, i'm just being difficult.

o lvl results were okay la. shit, actually my life is going on pretty damn fine. i just need to take part in the Joint Admission Exercise, do my homework, sleep, eat. life's pretty simple for me i guess.




AND I NEED TO READ.






(ty anw joan, for adopting a stray pup today)

PEEKTURES FROM ZE EAST COAST OF ZE ISLAND

greetings beings. pictures from the east side of singpura, courtesy of stacey and facebuku.

we ate at burger king.

ngiam ate the queens, concubines and eunuchs.



here's ngiam eating the last samu-frai(fry). (??!?!) i don't know la.




then joan came, and we celebrated her bday.


yay. she can now be termed a judo guru. because well, gurus are usually old.



we found treasure in the cake.


we took group photos.




we were divided based on our genders. there was some confusion over which photo **** should appear in.

we played frisbee at the beach.


(i freaking hunch)

there's no frisbee to be seen here, but we did play frisbee.



gabriel and joan locked horns.


we found this beached whale which had turned hard after time.





we sang and emo-ed on it. it didn't really mind.


we took more photos on the whale.



we stoned on the whale.





we had fun.



testosterone. i will remember.





sry, yet another boring picture post. i'm tired!

O night

ah, i've finally gotten my grubby hands on some orientation photos (thanks stacey for uploading them on facebuku)! but it's only of O night though. O night was great. we had to decide on a costume to wear on O night as an OG, and we decided on making Egyptian style collars using vanguard! here!





haha. i'm not in the picture because my collar was way too cool. no, i wasn't the one taking the picture, i'm ssqueezed out on the left somewhere. =((




this is one quarter of Testosterone (er, my OG's name)!





hanging around whilst waiting to gather together with our OGLs for an emo time. hehehe.



awwwwwwww.

just before it gets too emo, here's a picture of sean, one of testosterone's ogls, acting cute.

[picture removed upon request. i'm flexible, and understanding, you see.]



back to the emo session we had. awwww.







sean, joan and ngiam.

so what they did was to present the rj badge to each of us (we had to like go up one by one). awwwww. and say sth to us.


well, since this is my blog, i guess i'd have the photo of me going up? it'd be kinda odd to post another person. if i did that i'd prolly have to post up everyone's. so, ya just moi.




i have no idea why they are laughing here.



big hug! ( wow, ngiam is hidden!)


we presented sth to our ogls too!




yay.




=)

why i wasn't doing math tutorial homework

my sistah tried to kill moi.

hot we so hot, BW so hot!

today, FIVE people told me that my hair was less uglier (ok, if you really want me to say it- nicer) than alvin nah's hair.


















































OKAY FINE, so i asked them. but they did say that my hair was less uglier without my prompting or gesturing or wielding a shotgun. and, i'm not saying alvin nah's hair is ugly. i hardly know the fellow, anyway.


the canteen is damn good, and the food is damn deep fried, oily and sinful. goodness. it's crazy how i've been deprived of decent canteen food for four years. okay, add hygenic food. i had a diagnostic test during GP tutorial today. i think my points were pretty messed up and i ended up writing less than 2 pages in an hour. i'm blaming the holidays.

during an "I Never" game today, i said that I had never tried committing suicide. too bad no one put down their finger (which would mean that they have tried to commit suicide). i'm pretty disappointed, cos one of my resolutions this year was to kill a person without landing in trouble (ie gentle cajoling).


I'M JUST KIDDING. i better make this clear before i get arrested or something. i had been normal in school when i was the only cat high guy in my OG. however, my mental condition has been deteoriating with the presence of henry and tze heng in my class. they are already starting to takboleh tahan me. heeheehee. oh well. i better start being normal again lest people in my class shun me. so there. looking forward to school.










































HAHAHAHAH (this is supposed to be maniacal laughter).

spa-run-zaaa

boom boom kaboom.

The Feeling - Sewn

it's a song i like, so i automatically assume the rest of the world likes it too and anyone who comes across this post will click on the play button to listen to one of the best songs in the world ever.

heehee.

my nail cutter was in a basket

ok, im back from acting as a dog for my sister under the "Dog Simulation Exercise". what i basically did was to curl up on the sofa like some fat dog and woof for like 5 minutes. she wasn't really disturbed, probably because i didn't include the licking a dog does. then i started mewing for no reason and started singing the Catdog theme song. i got bored with that and now i'm here.

orientation was good. i miss it. still not very orientated in rj, but i'm gradually adapting like a good canine does. my og has been wonderful!

[orientation pictures to be inserted here]

i'm getting to know people. not just pictures of people now, but real people who eat, shit and sleep. like me! mmm, i am overjoyed!

hahaha. my orientation group is BW04. i am in Bayley Waddle house. my class is 09A01A.


i think it'd be kinda meaningless relating all the orientation stuff, since everyone does it already. i don't read them anyway, so i'm not expecting anyone to. it'd be deadly boring (a new term i created since i attended lectures).


so yeah, i hope i stay in rj.

cell

i hope to know the people in my cell group better.

lolzxzx

what i've been doing besides replying to fan mail.

hello college

i think i may actually enjoy the college experience. if i do stay on that is (i'm really prepared for the worst).








now to hide this blog from the likes of she-boy and her peers.

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