pics

well, here are some pictures... enjoy!
(comment are on top of pics, just to let u noe)

Here is Ong Jun Wei's kindergarten picture...

Here is Jun Wei now...







Yes, there's quite a lot of difference actually. People change you see, or metamorphosize...
Ok actually that wasn't Jun Wei's kindergarten photo, it's some random P4 Cat High Primary kid, who really really resembles him - poor guy. The second picture is really him - poor cockroaches.


Ok, on to the next picture!

This is Benjamin Lim, on Thursday. Haha, he makes me laugh alot. Porno-gnome!






This was Benjamin last year, the year he got corrupted. Once again, he looks abused.
























Benjamin is very cute la...

Ok, next up are pictures that show how clean our canteen is. How damn clean.

This housefly was spotted on Ziyang's plate last year. Despite finding it, he continued eating it haha. Have a feeling he ordered it... like, "Ah, auntie, jia fan, erm... kang kong, niu rou... hai you yi ge HOUSEFLY!!"









Ok, this was a short strand of thick curly hair found in someone's plate this year. Was it Henry? Can't really remember... but it's gross. Maybe it came from the beef. Maybe the cow was hairy.

Next up, we have the super exciting, EDWIN RESCUE. It happened early this year, i think after we celebrated Henry's birthday at Seoul Garden at Orchard...

2040hours

Edwin finds himself stuck behind a mysterious glass panel when he trails an ant... his hysterical screams alerted us... after much persuasion, Edwin remained calm, although his pants were wet. Edwin's life dangled on a string. Could this be the end to his purposeless life? Henry says "No!" and proceeds to try and smash the glass with his bare fists. It is to no avail however, as the glass is damn hard. Edwin tries to the best of his intelligence to understand all that is around him... it is all very confusing to him...






2130hours

Edwin is now hyperventilating and is having a mild bout of fits. However, he passes the time by continuously crashing into the glass panel, and wonders why it hurts. Rescue operations are underway. Tze Heng has already sacrificed himself for this highly dangerous rescue, while Jasper follows him. Nic Kang, in the meantime... tries to climb up a escalator that is going down. Henry is trying his best to keep Edwin calm by singing his favourite luallabies.






2214hours

Tze Heng finally gets to Edwin, but the two are in a precarious position. Edwin's retarded stomping on the floor has taken its toll, and it would collapse any time, sending both of them to their deaths.







Edwin is ignorant of this, and continues figuring out how to switch on his handphone. Tze Heng however, is aware of the deep shit they are in. The floor would not hold both their weight much longer. We all glance at each other understandingly. The one with the dimmer future has to go. Tze Heng picks up an ant and throws it down. Edwin follows it to try and save it. The ant lands unscathed.

Your spasticitivity will stay long in our memories, Edwin.

Haha, that was crap la. Edwin is still alive and kicking, unfortunately. Don't worry Edwin, the 40 dollars you owe me, I would remember for life.


Next, Nic Kang finally has his moment of glory...


This is Nic trying to attract the attention of 2 Primary school kids.

This is Nic after he raped himself.





This is Nic taking a picture of me taking a pictue of him taking a picture of me.





Ok, let's now see how my EOY revision has been coming along...

I've realised today that tether (however you spell it) looks like the body of some sick insect.







alrighty! that's about it... i would be posting another pictorial soon... bye bye!

study personality

Here's a study personality type quiz i created.

please answer the following honestly, and keep track of what answers you put.

I study...
a) Study? Study what... maple/O2Jam/insert whatever game more important, seriously. seriously.
b) No need study la, sec 3 so simple.
c) 5 hours a day minimum. Dunno why leh, but like very hard to understand.
d) 5 hours a day, everyday. My future's at stake.

In class I...
a) Dig nose, sleep, maple/O2Jam/insert whatever game.
b) Read the Economist.
c) Shift my chair right under my teacher's skirt and write notes until pen bo ink and paper run out.
d) Shift my chair right under my teacher's skirt and write notes until pen bo ink and paper run out. But I have spare pens and lots of paper.

My Physics textbook is...
a) Which one? Pink colour or blue colour? So expensive, buy for what?!
b) At home. So heavy bring to school.
c) Crammed with notes.
d) Crammed with notes, and i trademark my notes.

My bag is...
a) Bring bag for what, so ma fan.
b) No bag, kinda inconvenient.
c) Damn heavy, bring to school super jialat man.
d) Heavy, very heavy.

At night I...
a) Game thru the night right to the morning. Alright!
b) Build homemade atomic bombs. From scratch. With matchsticks. (Only useful thing i learnt from Mr Tan this year)
c) Study until konk out.
d) Sleep. I plan. I still have to be awake during lessons.

When teacher asks a question in class, I...
a) If ask us what level, then i answer.
b) Ignore. Simplistic answers are not for me. Anyway I would be reading the Economist.
c) Raise hand enthu-ly, force teacher choose me, and give the wrong answer.
d) Raise hand enthu-ly, force teacher choose me, and give the correct answer. Plus ask a question the teacher doesn't know.

I study the most effectively during the...
a) i already told you, i DON'T study one! Mai disturb already la, I want level up by today one.
b) Times when I am inspired. Which are not very often.
c) Day, afternoon, night. Eh? Morning, afternooon, night sorry.
d) Morning. It is my peak period and I my dendrites are at their most potent during this time. My record was covering the entire textbook of Physics and Chemistry in one morning. Plus a little A Math. Just 14 chapters of A Math. Disappointing, really.

Please complete the following - "When the going gets tough, the..."
a) Shit! Sian... kena pwned again. Wa lao, i thought I mana-heal already...
b) tough gets going.
c) going gets tough. huh again? no no, the tough gets tougher.
d) the tough gets going. When the situation gets critical, those who aren't weak-willed work harder and never give up. The proverb is attributed to Joseph P. Kennedy (1888-1969), the father of (U.S.) President John F. Kennedy. It was recently popularized by Billy Ocean's song 'When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going' (1986). The saying is found in varying forms. When the times are tough, the tough see opportunities."

Lina Inverse is...
a)Lina Inverse is a powerful sorceress who is famous for killing bandits (to take their loot) and slaying dragons (accidentally destroying the occasional city in the process). She is quite adept at shooting fireballs at her enemies, and has also mastered more powerful spells like the Dragon Slave and the Laguna Blade. Concerned primarily with acquiring gold and powerful weapons, Lina fights for the Sentinel in exchange for a huge promised reward should she help destroy the Frozen Throne.
b) some Dota character.
c) Not really sure... wait I go check my Chem textbook...
d) Not in syllabus, sorry.

My average for the last term was...
a) 32.6. My personal record.
b) 81.3
c) 60.1. Sian... must work harder. Aiming for 61.
d) 95.2. OK only la, actually quite suck.

My L1 R5 for last term was...
a) How count? But I have 5 mil mesos ok!
b) 6
c) 27. Very sad... cannot go jc leh. How? How?!
d) 6. Minus higher chinese and cca is 2. How to get 0? How?








ok. please collate your answers and see which study personality you are...

Mostly As...
you are aStupid Slacker
You are a hardcore gamer, and passing a subject is considered as rare as some item in your game. You have more maple characters than brain cells. You are also a prime contender for the school's long service award. See you next year, and next year.

Mostly Bs...
you are a Smart Slacker
You are smart, but never put in an effort. But you will pull through no doubt. You damn lucky you're smart...

Mostly Cs...
you are aStupid Mugger
You study a lot, but your results are never really elite. Well, at least you put in the effort... commendable.

Mostly Ds...
you are a Smart Mugger
You are smart, and you also study alot. You are elite la. Read: TaoTao league. You are also probably hated and envied. Watch out for assasins.






alright, that's it... hope you enjoyed it =)

miss

ah, i am a loser. even edwin makes fun of me. im such a joke!

here are my fm stats.

Pace 1
Acceleration 1
Natural fitness 1
Finishing 0
Long Shot 2

Here's why. I totally suck.





sorry ziquan, edwin, weiliang, leongwen, wye keat and wu hong. haha, next match i defender ok?

hehe no one tagged me... =(
but i need something to destress after watching liverpool lost.
dammit.

LAYER ONE:

Spell your name with bands/artists.
D- Daniel Powter
E- Eminem?
R- Rooster
E - Eve
K - Korn (Corn would be a much better name, really)

W - Wayne Wonder
O - Oasis
N - Nickelback
G - Greenday

LAYER TWO:

-- Name - Wong Zi Ding, Derek
-- Birthdate - 25th August
-- Nickname - Derk, donkey, alonso, gerrard, carragher, hyypia, agger, sissoko, finnan... sry i got carried away
-- Current location - in my living rm, after the stupid match
-- Eye colour - black la. some ppl say its brown, but i was wearing brown contacts tt day la hor.
-- Hair colour - black.
-- Righty or lefty - Left hand write, left hand throw, left hand shoot bball. right hand bounce ball, play racket games, right leg kick ball. both hands slap and smack. zai right?
-- Zodiac sign - uh... dunno la

LAYER THREE:

-- Shoes you wore today - sandals
-- Your weakness - chinese
-- Your fears - liverpool losing 3-0 to everton (realised already la)
-- Your perfect pizza - with cheese and corn on it
-- Goal you'd like to achieve - growing spiritually (woah woah woah...)
LAYER FOUR:

-- Your best physical feature - my little toe
-- Your bedtime - 10-3, depends
-- Most missed memory - days where got no homework
LAYER FIVE:

-- Pepsi or coke - water pls
-- Mcdonalds or Burger King - uh... sakae can?
-- Nike or Adidas - either would do
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - iced tea
-- Chocolate or Vanilla - Chocolate
-- Cappucino or coffee - neither. nv drink coffee b4

LAYER SIX:

-- Smoke - no la
-- Curse - not really la
-- Sing - nope
-- Take a shower everyday - yes
-- Have a crush - no. last one was shirley tay hui qi. shirley, if u're out there: "man i miss u so much!"
-- Do you think you've been in love - nah
-- Want to go college - yes
-- Like high school - isnt tt like sec sch? ok la
-- Want to get married - perhaps.
-- Believe in yourself - uh... most of the time la
-- Get motion sickness - not much
-- Think you're a health freak - not really
-- Get along with your parents - ok la
-- Play an instrument - not an instrument. many. i can play recorder, play triangle and clarinet and tamborine and the indonesian drums. i can clap hand, and best of all, i can play the huang fei hong song on piano. ZAI OR NOT!!!

LAYER SEVEN:

In the past month.
-- Drank alcohol - no la
-- Done a drug - medicine, yes
-- Gone to the mall - yup
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos - siao ah?
-- Eaten Sushi - yup
-- Been on stage - no
-- Been dumped - no la
-- Gone skating - no, tts gay.
-- Made homemade cookies - uh, no? next time maybe haha?
-- Gone Skinny Dipping - no la
-- Dyed your hair - no la
-- Stolen anything - i stole someone's heart. the octopusy guy in p.o.c

LAYER EIGHT:

Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing - yea, play with the school cleaners
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated - wat?
-- Been called a tease - maybe? wat's a tease? irritating rite? GOT
-- Been beaten up - nah. im a symbol of peace.

LAYER NINE:

-- Age you hope to be married - 25, 26, 27?
-- Numbers and Names of Children - 2 children, an older boy and a younger girl. names? boy - gerrard. girl - alonso (i dont care)
-- Describe your Dream Wedding - at anfield
-- Where you want to go to college - a good college.
-- What place would you most like to visit - anfield
LAYER TEN:

In the opposite sex..
-- Best eye color - brown? black?
-- Best hair color - botak can?
-- Short hair or long hair - medium
-- Height - shorter than me, definately
-- Best weight - normal lor.
-- Best articles of clothing - no clothing. haha jk. yea no clothing la actually.

LAYER ELEVEN:

-- Number of people I could trust with my life - 0
-- Number of CDs that I own - 0
-- Number of piercings - 0
-- Number of tattoos - 0
-- Number of cars your family owns - 3. one toyota, 2 car-pets

alright. hope u found out more about me. YNWA

sigh

helo all. well, I would just like to clear up some misunderstandings... =) it’s not going to be a flaming post, don’t worry. You can read on with a light heart. alright, this is just to hopefully remind him that he has always been a really good friend, but has often misunderstood us…

well, first of all, I would like to tell you that I have no ill feelings towards you, and that you are always more than welcomed to come to my house! I mean, seriously, you have been a nice friend, but perhaps you have misunderstood my intentions? I have absolutely no reason to harbour any hatred or sorts against you. Seriously, if I wanted to hate you, I really cannot find any reason. =)

well I think it is my fault, that I have not expressed myself clearly enough, leaving you with some doubts. I think I should have been more patient and more understanding, and understood the awkward position you were in. sorry! I’m really sorry.

i treasure you, i treasure all my friends. and i hope that you treasure your friends too. So let’s look ahead, and forget any unpleasant stuff, shall we?












please... =)