weehoo

almost 96% of people

marry their sec school sweethearts





got this from a bulletin post on friendster. i read it and went like. yeah right! who you kidding la! it's rubbish! totally rubbish! friendster is rubbish! rubbish bulletins are rubbish x2! rubbish rubbish! only steven is not rubbish!


okay, here's why people who go steady in secondary school will not end up with each other:

















before that, i would like to make a disclaimer. this is not intended to break up couples who are currently together.
























but well, it probably would on second thought. but oh well, i'm a hateful, disgusting un-understanding, unloving, unloved (hahaha), maybe jealous single HERMIT currently undergoing hermitherapy at catholic high, so i don't really care.













































































*smiles evil grin and rubs hands in glee


































































REASONS WHY SECONDARY SCHOOL COUPLES WILL NOT WORK OUT (MOST OF THE TIME AT LEAST)


1) PEOPLE CHANGE. the sweet innocent (ok maybe not) the *insert in anything you like* girl that your stead is now will change! maybe not physically, but her values, her ideals will be likely to change.

2) CHANGE IN HEART. along the way, you may meet a hotter, smarter and more compatible woman at your workplace or something. then how???? dump the ex homecoming queen who binges on sinful food??

3) YOUR MATURITY LEVEL. let's face it. people our age are the worst when it comes to judging their own maturity level. we think we're mature, we look, feel like adults. but i think that a certain amount of experience in life is needed before you can make such important choices and not make stupid ones.

4) YOU ARE NOT FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT. most of us aren't working. our income is ZERO. ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. what right do you have to splurge your parents' money on a girl. i think it would be best to be a little financially stable before you get a girlfriend please.

5) YOU ARE NOT AT A POINT IN YOUR LIFE WHERE YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR OWN PLANS AND YOUR PARTNER'S PLANS. suppose your girlfriend decides to go overseas to study. your relationship may be put to the test. there are many uncertainties.

6) NATIONAL SERVICE. guy goes to serve the nation. girl goes to uni. girl may find uni guy who is better, older, more mature, financially stable. then how??

7) WHAT'S THE POINT?? do you see a point in having a girlfriend now??? really, what's the point? the ultimate for a steady relationship is to end up in marriage. seriously, do you see yourself marrying this girl? and spending the rest of your life with her? (oman)

7) IT WOULD END UP IN HEARTBREAK. most of the time at least.

















okay okay all of you break up with your girlfriends now! hehe i'm evil














so, (fortunately! or sadly), my status is currently single and unavailable. awwwww. so i'm so sorry jessica alba, scarlett johansson, jesseca liu, and all other hot women in the world. maybe you would have to cut down a little on the chocolates and proposals.




haha i'm just kidding. you should know.

oww

hi there. slacking away my hols again. this is very bad. very very bad. especially this hols where i cannot afford slackiness. was scary today incessant itchiness caused me to keep scratching and i found out i had hives omigosh. it was like 5.30 and i was all red. got so alarmed i woke my mum up and she got me to apply some balm and calamine lotion. and there was this thick medical book we have in our house that had a writeup on this hives thingy and was depressed to find out that it would take days to recover from. it's like, mosquito bites and it's damn freaky. imagine multiple mosquito bites all over and yeah. so sad cos i was supposed to play soccer this morning. so i went back to sleep.

and yes the treatment worked like a charm and i woke up at 7.20 not itching anymore. woohoo! so i went to the street soccer court at edwin's house to play with some 4-5 people. it was cool. i think my soccer really sucks i only can shoot whenever i get the ball and i am so disgusted with my lack of composure on the ball, my horrible dribbling skills and my disgusting control. add an unwillingness to run and zero athletic ability and you get a stinking player that you wouldn't want on your team. hahaha. yes i'm that lousy and man it was scary first time i had cramps in my toe usually i have it at my calves. and it's like damn funny la. cos i was playing one on one with edwin when suddenly i felt this uncontrollable action in my left shoe, my big toe was like bending forward. it wasn't that painful it was just freaky cos i thought i picked up some stupid injury or something. it was damn funny i lost total control of my big toe and it kept bending forward even after i tried to adjust it back hahaha. and 4-5 people were damn nice esp iggy who had to help me. hahah my foot was like black and it was kinda gross for him to place my entire sole on his shirt and pronate my foot. and stupid kevin was trying to lift my shirt to reveal my fats while i was in such agony. actually not really. it wasn't really painful but rather amusing. haha and i think my right ankle is screwed now it seems as if it has been sprained or something. =((

oh well had lunch at kfc with the group before gaigai-ing around thompson plaza with kev and edwin. cool people. as usual, all the suaning about fats arised naturally with edwin claiming he is oh so slim and looks nice in anything he wears.






edwin, you suck. haha just kidding. and kevin is ff. ahem fit and fast yeah??

i'm so sad and the stagnation of my blog continues.

hi. i'm not sad la, actually. neither am i happy. i'm just like. whatever. blase kinda mood. i squander time away like nothing la. becoming quite bad i procrastinate like crazy. i'm sad that i no longer blog with the enthusiasm of months ago where inspiration would just come in and out of my head just like that. of course i'm struggling as well without pictures to upload and comment on. it's quite an integral part of my blog actually and you'd find that without photos my blog would really be quite empty. like it is now with yet another boooooooring post. i'm sorry okay and i hope that you would spend your time on other stuff like this or this.

you would find that my blog pales in comparison with other blogs. it is horrible, uninteresting and not in the least engaging.

i suggest you leave this blog for a few months and let me continue coming up with more blase posts before getting inspired. bye!

it's the holidays finally. yay?

hey everyone. so today's the first day of the june holidays that really feels like a holiday and not like a weekend. you know what i mean. sigh it's the start to a super jialat holidays for me that is very crucial. taking my o's this year, and this is the only major holidays before the o's where i really have more time (not a lot of time) to study and catch up, and according to mr krishnan, "level up". it is true. besides wanting to catch up on my studies this hols, which is certainly my number one priority, i'd also like to level up in my fitness level as well. but that doesn't mean i forget God la, i still do my daily devotions and prayers. so this would be a good holidays where i would look back and not regret wiling away my hols. right?


not so. the last time in march i was resolved to study and catch up, but i ended up lazing away and well. slackiness creeps in and before i know it i'm back to school still as tired and clueless. there is an added motivation to spend the june holidays well as my prelim 2 starts straight after the hols. like really straight after, first day of school. so the school has planned well to make sure we do not laze this hols away. besides there is 2 weeks of school from 8 to 1 and maybe beyond during this hols. it occurs during the 2nd and 3rd week. add in my bangkok trip and shit there really isn't any time. as such, i have decided to be more responsible in spending my time by accounting to my sister each day. telling her what i have done for my studies when she comes back from work each day. yes she is working she is on internship with MOE i think. she drives to work. cool eh?? o well so yes it's less than a month to my prelim 2 and my prelim 1 results haven't been satisfactory to say the least. after factoring in my mathematics results which everyone took at a later time, my position has slipped ah!! but my results have certainly improved but my class ranking and level positions have slipped. good to see the cohort all working hard. i won't divulge my results lest some people say i'm showing off or others scoff at my lousy results haha. let's just say i did okay enough to enter an average junior college la. like cj . =((((((


so well. i've started my running. like finally and yesterday night was my first time in a long time that i finally laced up and ran! it's nice to run at night it's quieter and most importantly NOT HOT!!! i ran a decent distance, was quite happy. asics shoes are the CORN la, they don't cause blisters and my legs don't ache so much. in fact the usual pain i feel in my legs ie my knees are rather minimal. so it was really the first time i actually found running a breeze and i would gladly say that i enjoyed it. omigosh! to think i used to detest running. i think it's all down to the shoes. maybe i was enthu since they were new hahaahah.


wa today the first thing i wanted to do when i woke up was to run! but maybe my body hasn't quite recovered from last night's run ( i covered more than 6k my sis checked. !!!) and i kinda struggled more this morning. i set off at like 10.10, eating a banana before setting off. wa but it was darn hot i wanted to run to jalan kayu and dedap link that side but it was horrible. i think the weather is horrible these days. so i guess i would stick to my night runs. maybe tomorrow night i would run to... er. serangoon gardens? it's so fun man and my ultimate aim is to run to school haha crazy. but i thought it was crazy too when i wanted to run to sengkang cc/compasspoint but i ran there and back. oman asics are wonderful. but i must take heed not to run too much though my sis says it may result in injuries. she knows too she once got shin splint and was ruled out for 6 months. oman! okok so maybe i shouldnt be so enthu yet. oh ya if you're wondering what shoes i'm using it's the same model as my sis', the male version la. the gt2110. not so top of the range one la but i think almost all asics are great. haha i had my breakfast after my jog and i realised everything was fish! oman my sis really wants to feed me brain food! there were fish bites and 3 fish fingers between 2 slices of bread. i feel so fishy now and i'm downing strawberry milk to quell the fishiness haha. and hopefully to help me grow taller too woohoo. i'm currently 175/76 i hope. it's already my bare minimum height. bare bare minimum. my okay height is 180cm, perfect would be 183, cos that translates into 6ft exactly and i would be so nice when people ask you how tall you are.

"i'm six feet"

omigosh so hassle free and convenient people dont have to add the inches and stuff. from the moment i saw 6ft=183 i just knew i had to be 6ft tall. which incidentally is xabi alonso's height woohoo. okay i'm off to sort out my stuff now my table is in a mess and hopefully get started on my work schedule this hols and maybe start on some revision. tata!

wah

super shagged now. did lots of stuff today. had my chinese prelim 2 in the morning. hcl paper is damn tiring man i tell you it's like marathon. ok maybe not so bad. but i was quite tired during paper 2 almost slept mind started drifting off to other stuff. i think i ate too much during the break hahaha i was super full. then after the paper i went to play soccer. so hot so sad i didnt score any goals i played defender it was quite fun and this post is getting really nowhere and really uninteresting. but it continues.

so i played soccer for a few hours got pretty shagged then went to play ping pong, incidentally borat's past time. and fact about me when i sweat i get super hot and my specs will FOG up.


it bothers me. cos the ping pong ball is like. small. so after ping pong i had some math and i was so tired. i just wanted to sleep. then i got real hungry and my stomach to ache. so i guess i had a stomachache. man it hurts long time since i've had a stomachache and mixed vegetable rice at j8 s11 didnt help it still hurt i wanted to cab back but the taxi queue was so long so i took the mrt then 72 at yck interchange. stomach so pain and i've been having this urge to shit all day. during the paper i wanted to shit la and i had to keksai which is so horrible. but the best part about kekking sai is that the longer you kek the better it feels when u pang it out. okay this is getting really gross i know and i hope no one reports me to blogger and ban my blog. but maybe it would be a better thing after all cos. my blog is really getting kinda stale now. u would realise there are no more pictures cos my usb cable spoilt long ago and my tablet is spoilt. my com doesnt have ze memory card slot so i cant go about linking my phone to the ze com anymore boohoo.


okay so im still having the stomachache and im so tired i just want to sleep. man its a busy day tomorrow i have lots of stuff to do.

here's a list of the stuff i have tomorrow:
1) flag day/queensway. these two are done simultaneously
2) macbeth play
3) basketball
4) cell

not a lot actually. but im so tired now it seems like alot and i just want to sleep tmr. i'm looking at more important stuff now in my life and i feel very happy when i think if good stuff. think of the blessings u have and you'd realise life doesnt suck that bad after all. in fact,




life is good!








peace

wah

wah need to pangsai be back later. im having a stomache

SIDWELL SEALS BLUES DEAL

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho will turn his attentions to signing a striker and defender after capturing midfielder Steve Sidwell from Reading.

Sidwell has agreed to join the FA Cup winners on a free transfer from July 1.

The 24-year-old has quit Reading after rejecting a new £25,000-per-week, four-year deal.

Sidwell opted to join the Blues despite interest from Newcastle United, Everton and Aston Villa.

He is Mourinho's first signing of the summer and will be a valuable addition to the squad.

source: football365.com

haha what a joke do you think he will ever get a chance to play. i doubt there isn't even a place on the bench man. sigh. o well. im just too bored now on football365's live coverage of the match.

AHHHHHHHHH

IT'S 0345HOURS NOW. THE CHAMPIONS' LEAGUE FINAL IS ON NOW. I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST 30MINS OR SO THEN I SWITCHED CHANNEL THEN MY TELEVISION JUST FLICKERED OFF AND DIED.






MY TELEVISION JUST DIED ON ME IN WHAT MAY BE THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT (AFTER ISTANBUL PERHAPS?) MATCH IN MY LIFE AS A LIVERPOOL FAN.















WALAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TO THINK IT HAS BEEN FUNCTIONING SO WELL FOR THE LAST TWENTY YEARS AND HAS CHOSEN TO DIE NOW OF ALL TIMES. NOW, WHEN THE CHAMPIONS' LEAGUE FINAL IS ON!!!!!!! NOT WHEN LIVERPOOL PLAYED AGAINST CHARLTON, WIGAN, OR ANY OTHER SHITE CLUB BUT AC MILANNNNNNNNN. NOT WHEN STUPID BORING MUSIC VIDEOS WERE PLAYED ON MTV. WAH THIS TV REALLY KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE TIMING LA. MAKE ME CRY AHHHHHHHHHHHH.














o well. maybe i can go sleep now. my english paper is like in, 4 hours. bye. peace out.

yellow yellow?

hey i just figured it wouldn't be possible to sleep so very early. so i've decided to blog again. blogger is irritating, when i put the largest font it would like screw everything up. which is irritating. you would find that i blog in a rather sporadic way. i just type whatever comes to my mind anyway, so i think it's pretty stressful for anyone reading my posts. i read this story today during our reading period. well basically reading period is from 0700hrs to 0800hours on schooldays. yep school starts at 7 for poor me. i usually reach school at 6.57. climbing up three stories takes time. i would reach class at 7.00 usually. first thing i would do is to plonk my 沉重的 bag on my table (cos there would usually be someone at my seat talking/sleeping. i totally don't mind actually. it warms the seat. ) sometimes my english teacher is in class already. sometimes she isn't. alright today she wasn't. i reached class around 7.01. teacher was late. so the first thing i do after putting my toot bag down is to rush over to my locker and take out my pangsai zua4. toilet paper. so after 10 minutes, after i have "black hawk down"-ed, i would return to class to continue with reading. my teacher doesn't mind. going to the toilet is always a very good excuse. not that i am using it as an excuse, but i really go pangsai. then you ask me, why don't pangsai at home? okay. here's why. usually i wake up from (not at) 5.50 to 6.00. from, because at 5.50 my alarm would ring. and i wouldn't hear it 80000000 out of 10000000 times. or 8/10 times. so on these occasions my lazy ass is still on the bed, my sister would enter my room and smack me. ok not smack. but like, smack. my vocab is limited i know. you know, like a lighter smack. ok a tap. slightly harder than a tap. hard tap/light smack. so my sister would tap me hard/smack me lightly and i would wake up. first thing i'd do is well, get up. which i don't really like to do. i dislike getting up from bed as much as i like getting in to bed actually. then i would like bathe brush teeth drink milk eat vitamin take tissue and put inside pocket take breakfast and leave the house. oh ya, and wear watch. put on shoes. i walk and eat on my way to the bus stop. i figured it saves me time. i used to catch the 0614hours 156 bus. now i take the 0629hours 156 bus. oh well.








yay you just wasted your time. if you were smart enough you may have skipped that paragraph of nothingness that stemmed from boliaoness. but then again, if you were really smart you wouldn't even come to my blog. a sheer waste of time would be an understatement. but then again, i've put up a tagboard so that you may remind me of your existence. so perhaps coming here may serve a purpose after all. haha i'm sorry. but again, it defeats the purpose when you leave yourself known as "hello" or "uhmm" after tagging. you waste my time and your time. i have to figure out who you are. you have to figure out what to leave your name as.


haha, i'm just kidding la kevin. if you fall asleep tonight i'm gonna make sure i stomp on you.

and i thought i was the shy one. sure, i've left my name as "anonymous", "your friendly earthling", "your owner", "kered" on tagboards. but at least those were blogs that belonged to people i never knew.

again, i joke i joke, i kid i kid. never did such things. i have better things to do. i.e sleep.

so back to the book i read this morning. okay let me give you a clue. the title has in it the words "nightime", "dog".

okay i forgot the title. oh ya! "the curious incident of the dog in the nightime"??? something to that effect LA. i've heard of it long ago. i knew it was a good book. but i never expected it to be so quirky, so simple. i enjoyed it and i hope to write something to that degree. something really interesting, yet quirky. wait. quirky stuff is interesting. the book delves into the mind of this boy who seems like someone who doesn't feel. someone very logical and a bit autistic. cool stuff la. i like.


well. need to pangsai. bye!

dieded liaoz. g.g liaoz. =.=

hahaha i'm screwed.


















champions' league final tomorrow morning, english prelims tomorrow morning. later morning. so it'd kinda work out this way-

0400hours-0600hours (630?)- cl final
0800hours-0945hours - el paper 1
1100hours-1240hours - el paper 2



how sia liddat????????????????????????


don't know. so it's 1715hours now, and i'm gonna sleep soon.
















go liverpool, my favouritest team in the universe.




















g.g liaoz.

oh man.

okay okay i've decided to be nice and blog for the sake of all you people out there who read. which is like 1 or 2 of you. including me. yes i admit i read my own blog and amuse myself with my rubbish and refresh the page to garner more hits more my non-existant hit counter hahaha. ok ok, i'm so sorry i had to resort to getting edwin teng to blog on my behalf. im so sorry edwin i know u put in a lot of effort but i already told you not to post any pictures of ME!!!! you should be understanding cos i'm so FAT and my pictures take up so much space and would suck away my blog's entire bandwidth. so please, next time i give u a chance to update my blog (which no one ever reads anyway), please update on stuff like:


1) how to fry a nice omelette after removing the yolk (which i am currently working on)
2) how to prevent bananas from turning black and growing white cotton-wool-like stuff
3) how to diminish the appearance of fruitflies around bananas
4) how to run and not get tired
5) i mean, how to run 20m and not get tired
6) how to.....















sigh im getting really uninspired. you would notice how boring my posts are getting and how infrequent they are. yes, i'm waning in my blogging powers. man my english is seriously getting bad, i'm at a loss when i try to find suitable voabulary for anything. seriously. sigh. hmmm anyway, i think ziding is a pretty weird name. not weird in the cool manner, but weird in the weird weird manner. i used to think it was pretty cool. like when i was 4, 5. and my mum would point out to signs and stuff. and there, i would see my name all around and i would be so elated.



"buil-DING. buil-DING!! see see ding, your name your name!!!"

"YAY!! my name woohoo. my name my name!"





i have grown. seriously, i have matured. no la, just kid-DING. i think i'm still rather childish and immature. which is true. really. like say, i still am rather fascinated by the things around me. like how strong my mum is. but then again.








i've learnt to cook. i can officially microwave, bake and fry. i can microwave instant stuff, back instant stuff, and fry instant stuff.

it's not really the cook cook kinda cook. it's the "dump in the ready made stuff and cook" kinda cook. which is so cool, cos it usually means u just require the element of heat to have a nice meal. a decent one at least. i like cheese tofu. but i'm getting kinda sick of it. oh yeah, i can fry eggs. but i kinda suck at it. how on earth do people crack eggs with one hand? i need two, and that doesn't guarantee against me dropping one half of an eggshell into the erm, egg (liquid egg) 80 percent of the time. which i promptly remove, of course.


i've come to realise i'm a clean freak, a wussy. i would shy out of things my sister wouldn't do too. i mean i would shy out of things my sister WOULD do. ok maybe a half of each. i feel brave sometimes, like when i see this fat lizard and i (determined-ly (man is there such a word)) take a tissue out of the tissue box. and i feel brave, i feel like a man. hahaha. and when i attempt to catch it, i would back out 9 out of 10 times. maybe 10 out of 10. haha. and, man, lizards are darn fast. and my grandma, she used to scare me with this tale that the lizard would sneak into your ear and stuff. omigosh i'm still so freaked at the idea now. and lizard shit sucks.




and i love anti-bacterial stuff. it's just so cool, if u wanna market anything to me just paste on some anti-bacterial sticker that has a picture of some robot-like/cyborg-like/superhero-like creature fighting off these usually green/blue things that look evil (and win most of the time, usually zapping/shooting these things away) and chances are i would buy it. i'm freaked out by myself too.


















o well, i digress. haha.



















14. Xabi Alonso says:
wa no inspiration to blog
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
haha i be your inspiration
14. Xabi Alonso says:
okok
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
omg that sounds gay
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
whatever la. hahaha
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
but yeah just blog
14. Xabi Alonso says:
i blog on how fat u r
14. Xabi Alonso says:
thanks thanks uve inspired me
14. Xabi Alonso says:
haha
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
lol omg no no no no no no
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
derek wong i'll
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
no no no cannot
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
hahahah
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
you can comment on how fat, ALL OF US are not ME please
kevin. 'the significance of colours ynwa. the rafalution. ATHENS, MAY 23rd says:
hahah






okay there. maybe i dont need your inspiration after all kevin. i've decided not to comment on how fat anyone is. hahaha. peace out and enjoy ur last week of sch everyone. mug hard dont waste time during the june hols. goes out to me too, i seriously need discipline and stop slacking around and SLEEPING omigosh.





















be thankful for all that you have, be happy. be positive! peace out peeps and hopefully i would come out with a more entertaining post next time. bye and gd night!

disappointin...

edwin here.
sorry people . but my post's tarnished.
just cause derek hum and dont dare put his pics =/
oh well.
nvm.
guess he really too shy.


byeeeee

wait.
give him encouragement people!
tell him not to be shy!

DEREK WONG! by guest writer. edwin teng

well hello hello.

this is your guest writer edwin teng helping mr wong zi ding update his blog cause he's just too lazy.

so. what should i start with.

okay.

let me think.

okay.since mr wong's so FRIGGIN SHY, i shall help him do a self-intro!

:D

so basically, this is derekwongziding :

handsome boy.

in a slacky pose as usual.

people eat breakfast he sleep on table.

hahaha.

derek enjoys playing with animals, especially his pets.

he can be seen here enjoying quality time with his pet, NGKY:

ahhh, so sweeet eh. master enjoying time with pet (slave).

displays derek's kind and benevolent nature.

well. as we all know. a man's gotta be a man.

so derek trains to be a man.

i think he takes up kungfu or sth. muay thai?

not sure. but he is seen here assaulting my phone:

oh man. lucky i dodged. or my phone would be smashed.

no one. and no one.

messess with derek wong.

especially when he's feeding!

horrible. he's just too strong!

well. MEN like mr wong also tend to have a different side.

a more, hmm, cute and adorable side. depicted very distinctly in this particular potrait of his, for which he pon cross-country just to take :

hahahaha.

im sure this photo of his would melt the hearts of plenty of young females out there.

now let's move on shall we.

as we all know too, derek is very very shy

this particular picture shows that too.

look! he hide behind me la!

whalao. so shy.

eh. oh yea and i am NOT a camwhore. :D

well. that pretty much is everything about derek.

still got more interestin stuff. but i've got a darn time restriction placed by the MAN himself.

so oh well.

hope you enjoyed the short intro.

oh yes DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF HIM YEA.
HE'S A NICE GUY

SO IF YOU WANNA INSULT HIM ,

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER.

REFER TO THE PIC BELOW.

hahahaah. i look horrid.
eh. DON'T MAKE FUN OF DEREK AR.
ESPECIALLY KEVIN LIAM!

ah

wa need to pangsai come back then blog

MIKA

i've finally found my favourite singer/ music! i think mika's really cool and his music is pretty good. he had a difficult childhood and had to express himself through his music. so you can really sense the meaning and sincerity behind every song la. but the songs are not emo but sound kinda happy. love happy songs haha. his voice is damn good also, has a vocal range of 5 octaves, no idea what that is but apparently on the same level as freddy mercury. mika's phenomenal la and i love his quirkiness too can see it in the songs. he has a real good sense of humour and is rather good natured and open too la. saw his interviews and stuff.


woohoo he's the first artiste to inspire me to buy an album hahaha. i mean i will buy it soon. =))

Jacq is the BOMB

two months ago
you: can i tell you sth?
me: what?
you: i love you
you: ....char kway
me: huh?
you: do you love mee..
you: goreng
me: .............. (a whole long crap)

a day ago
you: after jubilate still got?
me: you be latte, i be cappucino
you: OKAY.... *rolls eyes

You gotta admit that I rock [: Yayyyyyy anyway your blog makes me happy lah really! It's so funny sometimes, the retarded way! Good stress relief. Alrighty, cheers cos MEAL-lan alrdy raped manure and Pool drank chel-SEA right? HAHAHA i'm waiting for pool to eat MEAL-lan. omg so lame bye derek im so honoured you asked me to blog here hehehehe

what?

im feeling rather crappy now. (i.e lame)

so you would expect this to be a rather lame post.

and reading this would be a waste of your time.

































your time very important ah.





ok i'm sorry. haha please do not take it to heart i'm being crappy. i don't know why i feel this way, i think i have a problem.






here is a list of stupid things i did today:
1) take a photo of my classmate's underwear brand.
2) jab another classmate's ass with a rather sharp compass.


i don't know. not much. i don't bother to remember what other @#$%^ things i did. haha. i'm nuts.



























































peanuts.